That was what I thought, at least; but Sir Ralph apparently differed with me, for he said, "You do look a sweep. Isn't it about time you dropped work, and thought of making yourself respectable for dinner? Judging by appearances, that will take you several hours." "I'm going to have a sandwich and some wine of the country here," answered the giant in the blue blouse. "Awfully good of you all to come and call on me. Would you like to see the new cone, as far as it's got?" Of course we said "yes," and were shown a thing which looked as if it might be finished in ten minutes; but when Sir Ralph commented on it to that effect, Mr. Barrymore went into technical explanations concerning "cooling" and other details of which none of us understood anything except that it would be an "all night job." "But you can't work without the water-wheel, I suppose?" said Sir Ralph. "And we've just heard from Joseph toiling away at a rival establishment, that the water is taken off at eleven." "This water won't be. I'm paying extra for it. As a great concession I'm to have it all night. Joseph could have got it, too, if he'd had a little forethought." "Joseph and forethought! Never. And what is more, I don't think he'd thank us for the information. He is rejoicing in the thought of an excuse for bed." "That's the difference between a chauffeur and a Chauffeulier," I whispered to Maida. "It's really very good of you to work so hard," said Mamma, condescending to the blue blouse. "I never enjoyed anything more in my life," replied its wearer, with a quick glance towards Maida, which I intercepted. "The one drop of poison in my cup is the thought of your discomfort," he went on, to us all. "You must make them give you warming-pans anyhow, and be sure that the beds are dry." "I should think they're more like swamps than beds," said Mamma. "We shall sit up rather than run any risk." "Besides," I began, "there might be--" [Illustration: _Two or three men were moving about the place_] "_Hush_, Beechy!" she indignantly cut me short. "I was only going to say there might be--" "You mustn't say it." "Sofa birds." "You naughty, dreadful child. I am astonished." "Don't prig or vipe, Mamma. Sir Ralph, don't you think those are nice abbreviations? I made them up myself. 'Prig', be priggish.' Vipe', be viperish. Mamma's not at all nice when she's either." "I think you're all wonderfully good-natured," remarked Mr. Barrymore hastily. "You are the right sort of people for a motoring trip, and no other sort ought to undertake one. Only men and women of fairly venturesome dispositions, who revel in the unexpected, and love adventure, who can find fun in hardships, and keep happy in the midst of disappointments, should set out on such an expedition as this." "In fact, _young_ people like ourselves," added Mamma, beaming again. "Yes, young in heart, if not in body. I hope to be still motoring when I'm eighty; but I shall feel a boy."