Australians -- England -- Fiction; Inheritance and succession -- Fiction
"There's one more point to that yarn," said Dalrymple, closing the door
he had held open, "that I don't think you yourself are aware of, Jack.
It was when you got back to the store, with your shirt burnt off your
back, and the country in a blaze all round, that I first noticed the
legend on your chest. As you probably know, Mr. Sellwood, the Duke has
one of his own eagles tattooed upon his chest. I saw it that day for the
first time. I felt sure it meant something. And years afterwards, when I
heard that a London solicitor was scouring the Colonies for the unknown
Duke of St. Osmund's, it was the sudden recollection of that mark which
made me to some extent the happy instrument of his discovery."
"To every extent!" cried Jack, wringing his benefactor's hand. "I've
always said so. Mr. Sellwood, I owe him everything, and yet he makes a
song about my scaring away a few blackfellows with a bush-fire! By the
hokey, I've a good mind to have him live happily with us ever after for
his pains!"
The Home Secretary bent his snowy head: his rosy face was the seat of
that peculiarly grim expression with which political caricaturists have
familiarised the world. Dalrymple's light eyes twinkled like polished
flints; here was high game worthy of his gun. He took the empty chair on
Mr. Sellwood's left.
"I understand, sir, that you are fatally bitten with golf?" began the
squatter in his airiest manner. The other lit a cigarette with insolent
deliberation before replying.
"I'm fond of the game," he said at length, "if that's what you mean."
"That was precisely what I did mean. Pardon me if I used an
unparliamentary expression. I have read a great deal in your English
papers--with which I never permit myself to lose touch--of the
far-reaching ravages of the game. Certainly the disease must be
widespread when one finds a Cabinet Minister down with the--golf!"
"We don't pronounce the _l_," Mr. Sellwood observed. "We call it
_goff_." For though in political life an imperturbable temper was one of
his most salient virtues, the Home Secretary was notoriously touchy on
the subject of his only game.
Dalrymple laughed outright.
"A sure symptom, my dear sir, of a thoroughly dangerous case! But pray
excuse my levity; I fear we become a little too addicted to chaff in the
uncivilised wilds. I am honestly most curious about the game. I'm an old
fogey myself, and I might like to take it up if it really has any
merits----"
"It has many," put in Claude cheerily, to divert an attack which Mr.
Sell wood was quite certain to resent.
"Has it?" said the squatter incredulously. "For the life of one I can't
see where those merits come in. To lay yourself out to hit a sitting
ball! I'd as soon shoot a roosting hen!"
"Hear, hear!" cried Jack. "That's exactly what _I_ say, Mr. Dalrymple."
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