My Lords of Strogue, Vol. 3 (of 3): A Chronicle of Ireland, from the Convention to the UnionWingfield, Lewis
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My Lords of Strogue, Vol. 3 (of 3): A Chronicle of Ireland, from the Convention to the Union
Wingfield, Lewis
Historical fiction; Ireland -- History -- 18th century -- Fiction
It was eleven at night. Toler had two more witnesses to call, he said.
If cross-examined they might be made to detain the court for an hour
or so. After that the silver tongue must move to good purpose--must
toy with argument and rhetoric till the doomed man dropped.
The virtuous ire of the town-major was kindled.
'The drunken brute is asleep!' he called out. 'What an insult to the
court! Sure, he'll have a long sleep enough when Moiley eats him. Wake
him up!'
Major Sirr was particularly anxious that he should be aware who the
next witness was. By dint of shaking, the ushers roused the prisoner
from lethargy. With brows painfully knitted he tried to raise his
leaden lids, beheld with dilated pupils a blurred vision on the table;
sank again without recognition into unconsciousness. Jug too
beheld--and gave a low growl.
The new witness was Croppy Biddy; she of the russet locks, who since
the burning of the 'Irish Slave' had given herself up to drink and to
debauchery--who was become one of the shining Staghouse lights--one of
the pet agents of an honourable executive--the Joan of Arc of the
Battalion of Testimony. She was dressed like a lady, in a costly
beaver with ostrich plume, and a laced riding-dress--the same as she
was wont to wear when galloping at the head of a troop of dragoons in
search of food for Moiley. No longer a slattern serving-wench in a low
shebeen, but a paid and honoured favourite of Government; a lying,
drunken, brazen hyæna. This was an admirable joke of Major Sirr's.
What a pity it was that it should miscarry! What humour could be more
sly and delicate than to clinch a man's fate by the false witness of
her whom he had elected to love? Yet, thanks to some officious idiot
or other, the bit of fun was spoiled. Biddy was there--saucy, pert,
shameless, ready to go any lengths; but her lover was asleep, with his
chin upon his breast. The surprise missed fire.
As it turned out, though, the joke was just the least bit too racy.
The loud giggling laugh, the palpable untruths flung carelessly about
by Biddy, shocked and disgusted the entire audience. Lord Kilwarden
turned red, and bowed his face over his papers; even Lord Carleton
coughed; and there was an angry murmur from the public who packed the
floor.
Mr. Curran, no longer listless and dejected--for hope had revived
again--turned the wretched woman round his finger; ensnared her with
soft suggestions; led her floundering along from perjury to perjury,
turned her inside out; then with a sarcastic bow to Toler,
congratulated him upon his witness. By skilful fence half an hour was
gained. Counsel for prosecution glared at Sirr. Was this the way to
train up witnesses? Biddy was hustled off the table, for her training
was lamentably incomplete. There was one more yet to come. It was to
be hoped he would do away with the bad impression she had left.
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