"You will see, my dear cousin, that, at the rate things
are going, you must possess your soul in patience. I
would even add that the journey you propose to take
to Paris will not advance your affairs. According to
the police reckoning, there are at this present moment
a hundred and twenty-three thousand people from the
provinces, of all ranks, of all sexes, of all ages, who
are here to make claims, furnished with almost as good
credentials as yours, and who will have the advantage
over you in obtaining a refusal of being first in the
field to put forward their cases. Finally, as I know you
are acquainted with philosophy and the best things in
literature, I beg you to read over again a chapter in
the English _Spectator_, on the just claims of these who
ask for posts: it is in the thirty-second section of the
seventh volume in the duodecimo edition: history repeats
itself.
"Accept, my dear cousin, an expression of my most
affectionate greetings, coupled with my sincere regrets.
"B. DE L----"
In 1830, after the Revolution of July, Auguste Barbier produced a poem
on the same subject, entitled the _Curée._ When one re-reads those
terrible verses and compares them with work by M. de Jouy, the writings
of the latter seem a model of that Attic wit which was characteristic
of the old school, and Barbier an example of the brutal, fiery,
unpremeditated writing I so typical of his Muse.
Meanwhile, at about the period we have reached, whilst Louis XVIII. was
hunting down men of letters with that ruthlessness of which we have
just cited a few examples, he was laying claim to a place in their
midst. Through the foolish advice of his sycophants, the regal author
published a little work entitled _Voyage de Paris à Bruxelles._ I do
not know whether it would be possible to-day to procure a single copy
of the royal brochure, wherein were to be found not only such errors
in French grammar as "J'étais déjà un peu gros, à cette époque, pour
_monter et descendre de cabriolet_," but, worse still, revelations of
ingratitude and heartlessness.
A poor widow risks her head to take in fugitives, and sacrifices her
last louis to give them a dinner; Monsieur relates this act of devotion
as though it were no more than the fugitives' due, and ends the chapter
by saying, "The dinner was execrable!"
It was written in kitchen French, as Colonel Morisel observed to M.
Arnault.
"That is easily explained," replied the author of _Germanicus_, "since
the work was by a _restaurateur"_.
The _Miroir_, ordered to review the _Voyage de Paris à Bruxelles_,
contented itself by saying, "If the work is by the august personage to
whom it is attributed, it is above the region of criticism; if it is
not by him, it is beneath criticism."
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