My Memoirs, Vol. III, 1826 to 1830Dumas, Alexandre
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My Memoirs, Vol. III, 1826 to 1830
Dumas, Alexandre
Dumas, Alexandre, 1802-1870
"Picture to your imaginations, a pretty white sheep, combed,
curled and washed every morning; with goggle-eyes, long
ears, spindle-shanked legs, the lower jaw (or, in other
words, the lower lip) heavy and hanging down; in short, a
true Berry sheep. He walks at the head of the flock of
which he is pretty nearly the monarch; an immense meadow
is his pasture-land and that of his fellow-sheep; some
of the acres of this meadow devolved upon him by right.
And here grew the tenderest grass, and he waxed fat upon
it, which delighted his soul! What a nice thing it is to
inherit an estate! Our sheep is called Robin; he responds
with gracious salutations to the compliments paid him; and
shows his teeth as evidence of his pleasure. In spite of
his gentle appearance, he can be disagreeable when roused;
he can then bite like any other animal. I have been told
that a ewe which was related to him bit him every time she
met him, because she considered he did not govern his flock
with sufficient despotism. I tell you this under the seal
of secrecy,--poor Robin-Mouton is mad! His madness is not
apparent; on the contrary, he strives his utmost to conceal
it; if he feels a fit approaching, and a longing to satisfy
an evil thought, he takes good care to look first to see if
anybody is watching him; for Mouton-Robin knows the lot that
is destined for animals touched with this malady--he lives
in dread of bullets does our Robin-Mouton! And besides, he
is conscious of his weakness. If only he were a bull, ah!
how he would use his horns! he would soon let you see. How
he would insist upon his prerogatives among the sheep-folk
of his acquaintance! He might possibly even be brave enough
to declare war against a neighbouring flock. But, alas! he
comes of a stock that is not very fond of fighting, and
however alluring the amenities of conquest may be to him,
he arrives at the bitter conclusion that he has but the
blood of a sheep running through his veins. This fatal idea
makes him desperate.--Never mind, Robin, you have not much
to complain of; all you have to do is to lead a luxurious
life of idleness. What have you to do from morning to
night? Nothing. You eat, you drink, and you sleep: your
sheep faithfully carry out your commands and satisfy your
smallest caprices; they leap to do your bidding; what more
can you desire? Believe what I tell you and do not attempt
to quit your state of animal tranquillity; crush these vast
ideas of glory, which are too great for that narrow brain of
yours; vegetate in the same way your fathers have vegetated
before you; Heaven made you a sheep, die a sheep! I tell
you frankly you would be quite a charming quadruped if, _in
petto_, you were only sane!"
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