"Monsieur," I said, "let us stop. Will you or will you not give me the
powder in your magazine for a thousand francs, which I have here with
me?"
"Monsieur, it is impossible; there is twelve thousand francs' worth of
powder."
"Then will you take my thousand francs on account and accept a draft
for the remainder on the Provisional Government?"
"Monsieur, we are forbidden to sell on credit."
"Then will you give me the excise powder for nothing? It is Government
powder, which is as much as to say it belongs to me, since I hold a
Government order to take it and you hold none for keeping it."
"Monsieur, I would have you take notice..
"Yes or no?"
"Monsieur, you are at liberty to take it, but I would have you know
that you must be answerable for it to the Government."
"Oh, monsieur, why didn't you tell me that at first and so have ended
our discussion long ago!"
I went up to the fireplace and took hold of an axe that lay there for
chopping firewood, which I had had my eye on.
"But, monsieur," the astounded excise-keeper exclaimed, "what are you
going to do now?"
"I am borrowing this axe from you to break open the door of the powder
magazine.... You will find it all right at Saint-Jean, Monsieur
Jousselin."
And I left him.
"But, monsieur," he shouted after me, "you are committing theft!"
"Yes, both theft and housebreaking, Monsieur Jousselin!"
"I warn you I shall write about this to the Minister of Finance!"
"Write to the devil, if you like, Monsieur Jousselin!"
Whilst we were talking we had reached the street door. M. Jousselin
went on shouting and people began to collect in a crowd. I began to go
back the way I came.
"Oh! do give us a bit of peace, monsieur!" I said, seizing hold of the
axe by its handle.
"Murder! assassin!" he shouted at the top of his voice, and, shutting
the door in my face, he bolted it inside.
I had not time to amuse myself by breaking open his door.
"Quick, quick!" I said to M. Quinette; "the enemy is in retreat; let us
go on!"
I ran off axe in hand to the church of Saint-Jean. I had not gone
a hundred yards before I again heard M. Jousselin's voice, whose
maledictions reached me across that distance. He was at his window,
endeavouring to rouse the population against me. M. Quinette had
prudently disappeared.
I did not see him again until 1851, in Brussels. If, at Soissons, I
found he left too soon, he made up for it afterwards at Brussels, where
it seems to me he stayed too long; for, after the 2nd of December,
he waited for them to send him his dismissal as ambassador to the
Republic....
I did not worry about the excise-storekeeper or the hostile attitude of
the populace, but continued on my way to the magazine. Bard was at his
post this time.
"Well," Lieutenant-Colonel d'Orcourt asked me, "have you leave from M.
Jousselin?"
"No," I replied, "but I have the key of the powder shed!"
I produced the axe, and at this juncture Hutin arrived.
"Well," I said, "what has your Dr. Missa done?"
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