"Oh! it was indecent, was it? I see that I must not do at my wedding party or to my wife anything that the most rigid rules of chastity do not permit. I trust, however, that you have not suppressed anything else." "Oh! no, brother! besides, I am sure that to-day you have no desire to----" "To what?" "Why, to----" "To what, in heaven's name? Finish." "Why, a desire to--with your wife---- Oh! you know what I mean." "The deuce! surely you are joking, my dear girl? Do people no longer marry for that here? is that suppressed, too?" "No, my dear, no! but a man generally leaves his wife in peace the first day. The poor child has been so excited!" "Yes; it is astounding how excited she looks!" "You must give her time to recover herself." "Go to the deuce, my dear Amélie, with all your nonsense! What is the meaning of all this affectation? as if it must not come to that at last! I don't like this prudery which denotes dissimulation pure and simple. I know by experience that those who cry scandal the loudest are the ones who in secret have the least virtue. The modesty of rakes and kept women is much more easily shocked than that of virtuous men and decent women. Fans hide more prostitutes than virgins, and veils are worn from coquetry, not from modesty; in short, those who make so much fuss and hang back at first are the ones who jump the highest afterward." "Well, you are free to do as you please, brother." "That is very fortunate!" Poor Amélie! how she had changed since she had been living in that paltry town! So this was the banquet at which we were to laugh so loud and have so much sport! For my own part--and I have been to many weddings--I confess that the merriest are those of honest folk who are not afraid of violating etiquette and the proprieties every moment. Commend me to the poor people for real enjoyment! But I realized that on this occasion I must say with the song: "When we are beggars, then we'll make merry!" My wife disappeared. Ah, yes! to dress for the ball--that was it. I had nothing to say against that custom; in any event, I should have been careful not to say it; I should have had all the young women about my ears. Two dresses, sometimes three--that was one of the pretty customs of that day. We returned to Madame de Pontchartrain's for the ball. It was the first time that I had ever seen wedding festivities divided between two places; but I found that I learned many things at Melun. We assembled in the salon, which was lighted by candelabra that must have done duty in the time of King Pepin le Bref. The guests invited for the ball arrived in a swarm; no one ever dreams of missing a fête in a small town. The bride appeared in her ball dress, which was in very good taste. I looked at her, but her eyes were still _in statu quo_. I ventured to say to her, under my breath: "Do lift your eyes a little; you have such lovely eyes!" "Aunt told me not to."