My Northern Exposure: The Kawa at the PoleChappell, George S. (George Shepard)
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My Northern Exposure: The Kawa at the Pole
Chappell, George S. (George Shepard)
Arctic regions -- Fiction; Burlesque (Literature)
"You can't study life without taking it," he said.
I thought he was referring to the magazine.
"My family have been taking it since Vol. 1, No. 1," I retorted, "and
you know perfectly well it has always been anti-vivisection."
"Who said anything about vivisection?" he demanded, "though for that
matter, that's just one of Life's kinks, something that was wished on
'em in a will. Let me kill a few animals first, and I'll cut 'em up,
and maybe eat 'em afterward!"
He licked his lips greedily. In him, too, dormant appetites were
stirring, the blood thirst of the tiger! Strange irony, that he should
be the first to go.
Nevertheless he brought in some interesting live specimens caught
with ingenious snares and traps, among other things numerous birds,
ptarmigan, pelican and pemmican and a pair of polar kittens, the young
of the Felis-polaris, those quaint cats which always point toward the
north.[19] These charming creatures soon became our pets and took
avidly to the condensed milk which Sausalito prepared for them.
The pair of nesting pemmican who had pre-empted our crow's nest were a
source of constant interest. Three magnificent eggs about the size of
footballs were jealously watched day and night. Plock informed us that
the young birds might hatch any day now and warned us to be ready for
interesting developments. Though I believed him I was unprepared for
anything as novel as what took place.
Fortunately the event transpired on a Sunday--July 23rd to be
exact--which was a day of rest. We had just finished divine service
when Plock pointed excitedly toward the main truck.
"She's going to hatch!" he yelled.
The mother bird had risen from the nest. Between her powerful legs she
clutched one of the perfect ovates. Circling the Kawa three times she
uttered a piercing shriek and dropped the egg.
"Key-ryste!" ejaculated Triplett.
Plock motioned for silence.
The egg struck the floe with a deep boom off our weather lee and a
dense cloud of bright orange smoke filled the air in the midst of
which we saw the fledgling pemmican in full flight, rising to join its
mother. The male or bull pemmican now added himself to the party and
together they made off to the edge of the ice bowl where the young one
alighted.
"Stand back," warned Plock. "Cover up your noses."
The saffron laying fumes were drifting toward us, and their odor was
overpowering and indescribable. Even as I crouched behind our bulwarks
I thought of my old friend Lucien Sentent, the nasal gourmet of
Battambang and wished he were with us. He could have had my share!
Three times this curious phenomenon was repeated and though vastly
diverted we were glad when it was over.
Along other lines, Miskin covered a large number of cardboards with
maps. He was preparing a folio, "The Pole and its Environs," he called
it. A difficulty was that of locating any other point in relation to
the Pole. Triplett's science could go no further than it had.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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