My Northern Exposure: The Kawa at the PoleChappell, George S. (George Shepard)
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My Northern Exposure: The Kawa at the Pole
Chappell, George S. (George Shepard)
Arctic regions -- Fiction; Burlesque (Literature)
"Son," he said to Miskin, who had been anxiously asking which direction
New York was. "Son, I kin tell yer where we be, but not where we ain't."
So Miskin tried the effect of the Pole in various positions on the
sheets and said he would fill in the details later.
Swank got some excellent photographs using Whinney's camera, some of
which are reproduced with this book. The views from the Pole itself
were particularly interesting, but his best results were to come later.
Wigmore kept adding to his collection of snow crystals and algæ which
he packed carefully in cracked ice, while Whinney, even in his darkened
condition found it possible to tinker with his radio outfit. Sloff
helped him rig his antennae to the Pole itself and we began to get
messages with increasing clarity.
Thus it will be seen that all our little band were busy and that not an
hour was wasted.
But deep in my heart lurked a determination to see again my lady of
mystery. As the days lengthened to weeks without my having made any
progress I at last confided in Swank.
He was incredulous but logical and infinitely woman-wise.
"You were cuckoo," he said. "But if you weren't, the only way to get
her is to rouse her curiosity. Then grab her."
"How?" I asked.
He pondered a moment before replying.
"See those snow men?"
I nodded. Frissell had occupied his valuable time carving effigies for
what he called his "Hall of Ill-fame, or Northern Musee of the World's
Worst Worms."--Volstead, Anderson, Dr. Pease, John Roach Straton,
Anthony Comstock and others. While I deprecated his taste I had no
suspicion how thankful I should be for its results.
"Here's the idea," Swank continued. "Get everybody else out of the way
for a whole day, see? Then plant a decoy over on the other side of the
cairn where you saw the woman; something bright and snappy in color."
"My old hunting coat!" I suggested.
"Just the thing. Then you and I creep into a couple of Frizzie's
masterpieces, poke out their prune-stone eyes and watch."
"Swank!" I cried, grasping his hand, "you are a genius."
He shrugged his shoulders modestly.
"In more ways than one," he conceded.
The plan was simple of execution. My only problem was Whinney,
Sausalito and Triplett who commonly stuck around home. This I solved
by sending Sausalito off for a day's picnic with Whinney so that the
Captain followed, as a matter of course. Since Reginald had been unable
to see Sausalito and only heard her vibrant voice, he had become
dangerously fond of her, a fact which Triplett's one eye was quick to
notice. They, therefore, departed, Sausalito leading Whinney with
Triplett trailing. The others had gone long ago. Swank and I at once
began our preparations.
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