My Northern Exposure: The Kawa at the PoleChappell, George S. (George Shepard)
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My Northern Exposure: The Kawa at the Pole
Chappell, George S. (George Shepard)
Arctic regions -- Fiction; Burlesque (Literature)
Twenty feet from the foot of the cairn I spread my M.F.H. coat on the
snow. Its vivid scarlet with the Derby brown collar and turn-back cuffs
made a vivid spot amid the surrounding whiteness. Swank meanwhile was
burrowing into the back of Dr. Pease. A moment later I was enclosed in
Volstead, a disguise which I had never thought to assume. The air was
suffocating inside and to fortify myself I nibbled a fragment of A-P
with ironic appreciation of the contrast between the outer man and the
inner. Swank, not to be outdone, solaced himself with a smoke which
must surely have irked the cold semblance of the arch anti-cigarettist.
But I hissed a warning and the blue smoke spiral ceased.
From then on we waited. The time was interminable. It was probably not
more than thirty minutes, but it seemed hours. My A-P was exhausted and
I began to think of quitting.
Then, with a suddenness that nearly caused me to fall through
Volstead's abdomen, things began to happen. I glanced at Dr. Pease; he
was trembling slightly, or maybe it was my own excitement.
DINNER IS SERVED
The closeness of primitive man to the abysmal brute is strikingly
illustrated in the accompanying photograph. Makuik at mealtime must
surely remind the reader of the Bronx Park Zoo at that time which the
poet beautifully describes:
"Between the dark and the daylight,
When the lions release their lung-power,
Comes a pause in the day's occupation
Which is known as the feeding-hour."
Eskimo diet varies with the season. During the long winter it
consists mainly of the fatty overcoats worn by seal, walrus and
otary. Another favorite _plate_ is made, en casserole, with alternate
layers of whale-blubber and seal-flippers. The result tastes very
much like stewed tennis-shoes. These wobbly dishes, garnished with
seal-eyes, are served on squares of hide and are scraped-up with
flippers or guppy-fins. Both hide and flipper are eaten at the close
of the meal which eliminates the tedious dish-washing, wiping and
putting-away of so-called civilized housekeeping. These blubberous
foods supply the calories (about 2000 to the square inch) necessary
to combat the absurd temperature of the winter season.
When the sun re-appears in the spring and the song of the first
lapwing is heard, the Eskimo begins to think intently of raw meat.
"_Ukuk matok tomatok_," he mutters to himself. "I must have some
vitamines."
The scent of a bear two miles to windward crazes the native huntsman
and speedily sets him to sharpening his spears and knives to
razor-keenness. Yet so strict is his observance of Kryptok law that
when a kill has been made he will touch no morsel until the meat has
been divided according to the custom, for the chief the sirloins and
porterhouses, for the lesser men the second and third joints and for
the women the ribs, rump, neck and feet or whatever else is left.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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