“‘I will settle my board bill, no, hold on; that isn’t the place.
Here it is: ‘Tell the people to be patient. The darkest hour is just
before the dawn. Waterville is all right.’.rdquo;
“What do you think of that, gentlemen?” said he, folding the letter
and putting it into his pocket. “I tell you, General House can come as
near breakin’ the shell and gettin’ at the meat of the kernel as
any man I ever knew’. He’s brainy, and no mistake. Our citizens
are excited,” Ballard went on, “and in their excitement they are
foolish. They’re attemptin’ to bite the hand that is feedin’ us
all. ‘The Town Company has made this town. I address my remarks, Mr.
Gilder, to you. Modesty forbids, sir, that I should say to my friends,
Mr. Donald and Mr. Winthrop, that which I unhesitatingly proclaim to an
outside party. Now let me ask, Mr. Gilder, if I didn’t tell you long
ago that the members of the Waterville Town Company were the brainiest
men this country had ever produced?”
[162] “I believe you made that remark,” replied Vance.
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“Yes, sir, and I am proud to repeat the statement, and in the letter
which I have just read to you I have the evidence, the prima facie
evidence, that Watcrville is only restin’, as it were, preparatory to
enterin’ the free-for-all hurdle race, and makin’ the fastest time
on record. Yes, sir, her time will be a record breaker, and she will
distance all would-be competitors, notwithstandin’ the slanderous
[163] and libelous articles now goin’ the rounds in the press.’
“We now,” continued Mallard, “are a ways-and-means committee. The
closing of our public school would indeed be a calamity. They asked me
over at the town meetin’ how much money was in the school treasury. I
told them I didn’t know. I beg you gentlemen’s pardon for my reply,
I do know. There is not a cent. I was forced into the awkward position
of tellin’ a falsehood for the good of my adopted city, Waterville.
Now, gentle men, what do you advise?”
“I think,” said Donald, “that our taxpayers proper are not
objecting to the expense of our public school. The Waterville Town
Company owns fully three-fourths of all the property in Waterville,
and we want the school to go on. The citizens who are the loudest in
denouncing the expense, and calling most vigorously for retrenchment, as
a matter of fact, do not pay a penny of tax.”
“You’re right,” said Dick Ballard, glowingly, “that’s the
talk! There’s argument in your remarks, Mr. Donald, and if I had them
printed on dodgers I would regard it as a personal privilege to deliver
copies to members of my State Militia Company, and issue a general order
to have them distributed over the entire town.”
“I wish to call your attention to one thing,” continued Ballard.
“No member of my State Militia Company voted to discontinue our public
school; no, sir, not one.”
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