Immediately I left the Town Hall I dashed off in company with the other journalists to the post office, in the hope of being able to get my narrative off to London _via_ the neutral country to which I belong; but I had reckoned without the German press censors, who no doubt inspired their Bulgarian brethren to close the telegraph office so that nothing should leave Nish without first having been submitted to the Bureau. But I felt that my news would wait, and I determined to catch the Balkan Express to Vienna. Since my return to England I have received many messages full of the kindest congratulations upon my account of the Banquet at Nish. I do not wish to pose as a hero who does not understand the meaning of fear. Not even the Kaiser himself was more uncomfortable than I. What I ate I do not know. I suppose I did eat. I was fully conscious that were I recognised by one of the numerous Secret Service officers about the Kaiser, or by any other person who had happened to see me during one of my previous visits, either to Germany or the Near East, there would have been a short and simple ceremony by the wall of the Town Hall, in which a firing party and myself would have been the protagonists. As I left the Banqueting Hall I felt as Alexander must have felt at the thought of there being no more countries to conquer. I had achieved, by a wonderful combination of circumstances, what I had never dreamed of achieving, and now all I desired was to get back to England to tell the whole story. I began to be in terror of discovery; such a trick on the part of Fate would be a supreme effort of irony. Only one thing remained for me to do, and that was to get back with the utmost possible expedition, but as it turned out I had yet other experiences. I was to travel to Vienna by the famous Balkan Express, the “Balkan-Zug,” as it is known to the Germans, which connects Berlin and Vienna with Constantinople. FOOTNOTE: [2] The author’s acknowledgments are due to the editor of _The Times_, from which the speeches are quoted, and to Reuter’s Agency for permission to quote the Kaiser’s reply. CHAPTER XI THE BALKAN EXPRESS Existence of the Balkan-Zug Denied--A Great Strategical Factor--The Publicity Train--German Economy--I Join the Balkan-Zug at Nish--King Ferdinand a Fellow-Passenger--His Condescension--Excellent Food--Ruined Belgrade--Arrival at Buda Pesth--A Tremendous Ovation--Russian Prisoners at Work--Arrival at Vienna--Another Tremendous Reception--Remarkable Punctuality.