Before his departure, Hamed had realised that his oysters had passed the phase which Christians in their absurd queasiness prefer. Perhaps he designed to trade them off on coloured folks with less sensitive organs and no dainty prejudices. But his temper was consonant with, at least, my perception of the condition of his oysters. It was bad; and he spoke harsh things of white men, and of Christmas and of the doings of Christians during the celebration of the birthday of the Founder of their faith. Perhaps he was paying off in advance for the scorn with which his fragrant oysters were sure to be received. When a man who is with us, but not of us, deliberately expresses his opinions about our faulty ways and contradictory customs, and when the critic is disinterested, in matters of religion at any rate, however humble he may, be, it is instructive to treat him as a philosopher. The art of learning is to accept the teachings of everything, from a blade of grass to an epic poem. Hamed moralised in angry mood. All the better. Neither flattery nor fear was in his words. The impatient oysters fuming in the tiny hold of his cutter merely gave to his tongue a defiant stimulus. To me they were pathetically pleading for a belated watery grave. A quaint sort of eloquence took command of Hamed's tongue, and I suffered the oysters gladly as I listened. "Ramadan! Ah! One month!" There were worlds of meaning and longing in those few words. The pious Mohammedan, the exile, the patriot spoke, uttering a prayer, a sigh, and a glorious hope in one breath. "Ramadan! In my country one month holiday--quiet, clean, no row. First time burn old clothes." "Come fill the cup, and in the fire of spring, The winter garment of repentance fling." "Wash everything. Clean out house. Put clothes clean--white like anything. Sit down. One day eat nothing. Then feast plenty. Good goat of my country--more fatter." (It was a graceless cut, for the previous day I had given him a well-grown kid). "No messin' abeaut. Plenty talk with friend. Walk about bazaar. Full up people--clean, nice. No row--nothing. Subpose I make lucky. I find one pearl, I go along my own country for Ramadan!" With half-shut eyes Hamed dwelt silently on the bliss of his faraway home, and woke snappily to the crude realities of his Christian environment. "Chrissmiss!" he sneered--" nothing. Messin' abeaut! You want to see drunk man--Chrissmiss, plenty! You want to see row, plenty--Chrissmiss! You want lissen bad language, plenty Chrissmiss! Subpose I am at that place Cairnsee, Chrissmiss, I take my flattie anchor out along inlet--keep quiet. My heart broke altogether from that drink. Chrissmiss--mix 'em up plenty with drink and messin abeaut! Good job you keep out of the way when Chrissmiss he come!" CHAPTER XXV YOUNG BARBARIANS AT PLAY "Behold the child by Nature's kindly law, Pleased with a rattle, tickled with a straw." POPE.