My Wife and I; Or, Harry Henderson's HistoryStowe, Harriet Beecher
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My Wife and I; Or, Harry Henderson's History
Stowe, Harriet Beecher
American fiction -- 19th century; Courtship -- Fiction; Marriage -- Fiction; Romance fiction
"Pleasing prospect for a domestic companion," said I.
"Oh, as to that, I believe Wat is good-hearted enough to his own folks.
They say he is very devoted to his old mother and a parcel of old maid
aunts, and as he's rich, it's thought a great virtue. Nobody sings _my_
praises, I notice, because I mind my mammy and Aunt Sarah. You see it
takes a million-power solar microscope to bring out fellows' virtues."
"Is the gentleman handsome?"
"Well, if he was poor, nobody would think much of his looks. If he had,
say, a hundred thousand or two, he would be called fair to middling in
looks. As it is, the girls rave about him. He's been after Eva now for
six months, and the other girls are ready to tear her eyes out. But the
engagement hasn't come out yet. I think she's making up her mind to
him."
"Not in love, then?"
"Well, she's been queen so long she's _blasée_ and difficult, and likes
to play with her fish before she lands him. But of course she _must_
have him. Girls like that must have money to keep 'em up; that's the
first requisite. I tell you the purple and fine linen of these
princesses come to something. Now, as _rich_ men go, she'd find ten
worse than Wat where there's one better. Then she's been out three
seasons. There's Alice just come out, and Alice is a stunner, and takes
tremendously! And then there's Angeline, a handsome, spicy little witch,
smarter than either, that is just fluttering, and scratching, and
tearing her hair with impatience to have her turn. And behind Angeline
there's Marie--she's got a confounded pair of eyes. So you see there's
no help for it; Miss Eva _must_ abdicate and make room for the next
comer."
"Well," said I, "about this reception?"
"Oh! go, by all means," said Jim. "It will be fun. I'll go with you. You
see it's Lent now, thank the stars! and so there's no dancing,--only
quiet evenings and lobster salad; because, you see, we're all repenting
of our sins and getting ready to go at it again after Easter. A fellow
now can go to receptions, and get away in time to have a night's rest,
and the girls now and then talk a little sense between whiles. They
_can_ talk sense when they like, though one wouldn't believe it of 'em.
Well, take care of yourself, my son, and I'll take you round there on
Wednesday evening." And Jim went whistling down the stairs, leaving me
to finish my article on the Domestic Manners of the Greeks.
I remember that very frequently that evening, while stopping to consider
how I should begin the next sentence, I unconsciously embellished the
margin of my manuscript by writing "Eva, Eva, Eva Van Arsdel" in an
absent-minded, mechanical way. In fact, from that time, that name began
often to obtrude itself on every bit of paper when I tried my pen.
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