My Wife and I; Or, Harry Henderson's HistoryStowe, Harriet Beecher
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My Wife and I; Or, Harry Henderson's History
Stowe, Harriet Beecher
American fiction -- 19th century; Courtship -- Fiction; Marriage -- Fiction; Romance fiction
"Well," said Eva, "I'd risk it if Gabriel would have me, and I'd even
try it with some man a little lower than the angels; so prepare your
mind to endure it, Aunty, for one of these days everybody will be
holding up their hands and saying, What, Eva Van Arsdel engaged to
_him!_ Why, what _could_ have possessed her? That's just the way I heard
Lottie Simmons talking last week about Belle St. John's engagement. She
is going to marry a college professor in New Haven on one of those very
homoeopathic doses of salary that people give to really fine men that
have talent and education, and she's just as happy as she can be about
it, and the girls are all scraping their throats, 'oh-ing and ah-ing'
and wondering what _could_ have led her to it. No engagement ring _to
show_! private wedding! and just going off together up to his mother's
in Vermont instead of making the bridal tour of all the watering places!
It must be so charming, you see, to be exhibited as a new bride, along
with all the other new brides at Trenton and Niagara and the White
Mountains, so that everybody may have a chance to compare your finery
with everybody else's, also to see how you conduct yourself in new
circumstances. For my part I shall be very glad if my poor rector can't
afford it."
"By the by, speaking of that girl," said Aunt Maria, "what are you going
to wear to the wedding. It's quite time you were attending to that. I
called in at Tullegig's, and of course she was all in a whirl, but I put
in for you. 'Now, Madame,' said I, 'you must leave a place in your mind
for my girls,' and of course she went on with her usual French
rodomontade, but I assure you you'll have to look after her. Tullegig
has no conscience, and will put you off with anything she can make you
take, unless you give your mind to it and follow her up."
"Well, I'm sure, aunty, I don't feel equal to getting a new dress out of
Tullegig," said Eva, with a sigh, "and I have dresses enough, any one of
which will do. I am _blasée_ with dresses, and I think weddings are a
drug. If there's anything that I think downright vulgar and disagreeable
it's this style of blaring, flaring, noisy, crowded disagreeable modern
weddings. It is a crush of finery; a smash of china; a confusion of
voices; and everybody has the headache after it; it's a perfect
infliction to think of being obliged to go to another. For my part I
believe I am going to leave all those cares to Alice; she is come out
now, and I am only Queen Dowager."
"Oh pshaw, Eva, don't talk so," said Aunt Maria, "and now I think of it
you don't look well, you ought to take a tonic in the Spring. Let me
see, Calisaya Bark and iron is just the thing. I'll send you in a
bottleful from Jennings as I go home, and you must take a tablespoonful
three times a day after eating, and be very particular not to fatigue
yourself."
"I think," said Alice, "that Eva gets tired going to all those early
services."
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