"I have as much as I would have, and that's enough. I'm a literary monk, you know, with no family but Puss and Stumpy, poor fellow, and I need the less." Stumpy upon this pricked up his ragged ears with an expression of lively satisfaction, sat back on his haunches, and rapped the floor with his forlorn bit of a tail. "Poor Stumpy," said Bolton, "you don't know that you are the homeliest dog in New York, do you? Well, _as far as you go_, you are perfect goodness, Stumpy, though you are no beauty." Upon this high praise, Stumpy seemed so elated that he stood on his hind paws and rested his rough fore-feet on Bolton's knee, and looked up with eyes of admiration. "Man is the dog's God," said Bolton. "I can't conceive how any man can be rude to his dog. A dog," he added, fondling his ragged cur, "why, he's nothing but organized love--love on four feet, encased in fur, and looking piteously out at the eyes--love that would die for you, yet cannot speak--that's the touching part. Stumpy _longs_ to speak; his poor dog's breast heaves with something he longs to tell me and can't. Don't it, Stumpy?" As if he understood his master, Stumpy wheezed a doleful whine, and actual tears stood in his eyes. "Well," said Bolton, "Stumpy has beautiful eyes; nobody shall deny that--there, there! poor fellow, maybe on the other shore your rough bark will develop into speech; let's hope so. I confess I'm of the poor Indian's mind, and hope to meet my dog in the hereafter. Why should so much love go out in nothing? Yes, Stumpy, we'll meet in the resurrection, won't we?" Stumpy barked aloud with the greatest animation. "Bolton, you ought to be a family man," said I. "Why do you take it for granted that you are to be a literary monk, and spend your love on dogs and cats?" "_You_ may get married, Hal, and I'll adopt your children," said Bolton; "that's one reason why I want to establish you. You see, one's dogs _will_ die, and it breaks one's heart. If _you_ had a boy, now, I'd invest in him." "And why can't you invest in a boy of your own?" "Oh, I'm a predestined old bachelor." "No such thing," I persisted, hardily, "Why do you immure yourself in a den? Why won't you go out into society? Here, ever since I've known you, you have been in this one cave--a New York hermit; yet if you would once begin to go into society, you'd like it." "You think I haven't tried it; you forget that I am some years older than you are," said Bolton. "You are a good-looking young fellow yet," said I, "and ought to make the most of yourself. Why should you turn all the advantages into my hands, and keep so little for yourself?" "It suits me," said Bolton; "I am lazy--I mean to get the work out of you." "That's all hum," said I; "you know well enough that you are not lazy; you take delight in work for work's sake."