My Wife and I; Or, Harry Henderson's HistoryStowe, Harriet Beecher
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My Wife and I; Or, Harry Henderson's History
Stowe, Harriet Beecher
American fiction -- 19th century; Courtship -- Fiction; Marriage -- Fiction; Romance fiction
"Well, somehow, almost every thing puts me in mind of him, because we
have had such long talks about everything; and, Ida, to tell the truth,
I do believe I am intellectually lazy. I don't like rough hard work, I
like polishing and furbishing. Now, I want a man to go through all this
rough, hard, stupid, disagreeable labyrinth of scientific terms, and
pick out the meaning and put it into a few, plain words, and then I take
it and brighten it up and put on the rainbows. Look here, now, think of
my having to scrabble through a bog like this in the "Origin of the
Species":
"'In Carthamus and some other compositæ the central achenes alone are
furnished with a pappus; and in Hyoseris the same head yields achenes of
three different forms. In certain Umbelliferæ the exterior seeds,
according to Tanch, are orthospermous, and the central one
coelospermous, and this difference has been considered by De Candolle
as of the highest systematic importance in the family.'
"Now all this is just as unintelligible to me as if it were written in
Choctaw. I don't know enough to know what it means, and I'm afraid I
don't care enough to know. I want to know the upshot of the whole in
good plain English, and then see whether I can believe it or not; and
isn't it a shame that things are so that one cannot have a sensible man
to be one's guide, philosopher and friend, without this everlasting
marriage question coming up? If a woman makes an effort to get or keep a
valuable friend, she is supposed to be intriguing and making unfeminine
efforts for a husband. Now this poor man is perfectly wretched about
something--for I can see he has really gone off shockingly, and looks
thin and haggard, and I can't just write him a note and ask him to come
and finish his resumé of Darwin for me, without going over the
boundaries; and the worst of it is, it is _I_ who set these limits;--I
myself who am a world too proud to say the first word or give the
slightest indication that his absence isn't quite as agreeable as his
presence."
"Well, Eva, I can write a note and request him to call and see _me_,"
said Ida, "and if you like, I will. I have no sort of fear what he will
think of me."
"I would not have you for the world. It would look like an advance on
our part--no indeed. These creatures are so conceited, if they once find
out that you can't do without them----"
"I never observed any signs of conceit in Mr. Henderson."
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