My Wife and I; Or, Harry Henderson's HistoryStowe, Harriet Beecher
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My Wife and I; Or, Harry Henderson's History
Stowe, Harriet Beecher
American fiction -- 19th century; Courtship -- Fiction; Marriage -- Fiction; Romance fiction
"Certainly I do," said I, "I wan't all nice people to be engaged if they
have as good a time as we do. It's my solution of the woman question."
"Well, do you know I managed my last interview with Sydney with
reference to that? I made what you would call a split-shot in croquet to
send him from me and to her."
"How did you do it?"
"Oh, don't ask me to describe. There are ways of managing these men that
are incommunicable. One can play on them as upon a piano, and I'll wager
you a pair of gloves that Sydney goes off after Sophie. She's too good
for him, but she likes him, and Sophie will make him a nice wife. But
only think of poor Aunt Maria! It will be the last stroke that breaks
the camel's back to have the Elmores get Sydney."
"So long as he doesn't get you, I shall be delighted," said I.
"Now only think," she added, "this Spring I was drifting into an
engagement with that man just because I was idle, and _blasé_, and
didn't know what to do next, and didn't have force enough to keep saying
'No' to mamma and Aunt Maria and all the rest of them."
"And what gave you force?"
"Well, sir, I couldn't help seeing that _somebody else_ was getting very
prettily entangled, and I felt a sort of philosophic interest in
watching the process, and somehow--you know--I was rather sorry for
you."
"Well?"
"Well, and I began to feel that anybody else would be intolerable, and
you know they say there must be somebody."
"But me you could tolerate? Thank you, for so much."
"Yes, Harry, I think you are rather agreeable. I couldn't fancy myself
sitting a whole evening with Sydney as I do with you. I always had to
resort to whist and all sorts of go-betweens to keep him entertained;
and I couldn't fancy that I ever should run to the window to see if he
were coming in the evening, or long for him to come back when he was on
a journey. I'm afraid I should long quite the other way and want him to
go journeys often. But Sophie will do all these things. Poor man!
somebody ought to, for he wouldn't be a bit satisfied if his wife were
not devoted. I told him that, and told him that he needed a woman
capable of more devotion than I could feel and flattered him up a
little--poor fellow, he took to it so kindly! And after a while I
contrived to let fall a nice bit of a compliment I had once heard about
him from a lady, who I remarked was usually a little fastidious, and
hard to please, and you ought to have seen how animated he looked! A
mouse in view of a bit of toasted cheese never was more excited. I
wouldn't tell him who it was, yet I sent him off on such a track that he
inevitably will find out. That's what I call sending Sophie a ball to
play on. You see if they don't have a great wedding about the time we
have our little one!"
CHAPTER XL.
CONGRATULATIONS, ETC.
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