Narrative and Miscellaneous PapersDe Quincey, Thomas
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Narrative and Miscellaneous Papers
De Quincey, Thomas
English essays; English fiction
What is wanted just now for Kate, supposing Kate herself to be wanted
by this world, is, that this world would be kind enough to send her a
little brandy before it is too late. The simple truth was, and a truth
which I have known to take place in more ladies than Kate, who died
or did _not_ die, accordingly, as they had or had not an adviser like
myself, capable of giving so sound an opinion, that the jewelly star of
life had descended too far down the arch towards setting, for any chance
of re-ascending by _spontaneous_ effort. The fire was still burning
in secret, but needed to be rekindled by potent artificial breath. It
lingered, and _might_ linger, but would never culminate again without
some stimulus from earthly vineyards. [Footnote: Though not exactly in
the same circumstances as Kate, or sleeping, _à la belle étoile_, on
a declivity of the Andes, I have known (or heard circumstantially
reported) the cases of many ladies besides Kate, who were in precisely
the same critical danger of perishing for want of a little brandy.
A dessert spoonful or two would have saved them. Avaunt! you wicked
'Temperance' medallist! repent as fast as ever you can, or, perhaps the
next time we hear of you, _anasarca_ and _hydro-thorax_ will be running
after you to punish your shocking excesses in water. Seriously, the
case is one of constant recurrence, and constantly ending fatally from
_unseasonable_ and pedantic rigor of temperance. The fact is, that the
medical profession composes the most generous and liberal body of
men amongst us; taken generally, by much the most enlightened; but
professionally, the most timid. Want of boldness in the administration
of opium, &c., though they can be bold enough with mercury, is their
besetting infirmity. And from this infirmity females suffer most.
One instance I need hardly mention, the fatal case of an august lady,
mourned by nations, with respect to whom it was, and is, the belief of
multitudes to this hour (well able to judge), that she would have been
saved by a glass of brandy; and her attendant, who shot himself, came to
think so too late--too late for _her_, and too late for himself. Amongst
many cases of the same nature, which personally I have been acquainted
with, twenty years ago, a man, illustrious for his intellectual
accomplishments, mentioned to me that his own wife, during her first or
second confinement, was suddenly reported to him, by one of her female
attendants, (who slipped away unobserved by the medical people,) as
undoubtedly sinking fast. He hurried to her chamber, and _saw_ that it
was so. The presiding medical authority, however, was inexorable. 'Oh,
by no means,' shaking his ambrosial wig, 'any stimulant at this
crisis would be fatal.' But no authority could overrule the concurrent
testimony of all symptoms, and of all unprofessional opinions. By some
pious falsehood my friend smuggled the doctor out of the room, and
immediately smuggled a glass of brandy into the poor lady's lips. She
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