Narrative and Miscellaneous PapersDe Quincey, Thomas
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Narrative and Miscellaneous Papers
De Quincey, Thomas
English essays; English fiction
condition to do so, he went off to buy a horse. He was in luck to-day.
For beside money and advice, he obtained, at a low rate, a horse both
beautiful and serviceable for a journey. To Paz it was, a city of
prosperous name, that the cornet first moved. But Paz did not fulfil the
promise of its name. For it laid the grounds of a feud that drove our
Kate out of America.
Her first adventure was a bagatelle, and fitter for a jest-book than a
history; yet it proved no jest either, since it led to the tragedy that
followed. Riding into Paz, our gallant standard-bearer and her bonny
black horse drew all eyes, _comme de raison_, upon their separate
charms. This was inevitable amongst the indolent population of a Spanish
town; and Kate was used to it. But, having recently had a little too
much of the public attention, she felt nervous on remarking two soldiers
eyeing the handsome horse and the handsome rider, with an attention that
seemed too solemn for mere _aesthetics_. However, Kate was not the kind
of person to let anything dwell on her spirits, especially if it
took the shape of impudence; and, whistling gaily, she was riding
forward--when, who should cross her path but the Alcalde! Ah! Alcalde,
you see a person now that has a mission against you, though quite
unknown to herself. He looked so sternly, that Kate asked if his worship
had any commands. 'These men,' said the Alcalde, 'these two soldiers,
say that this horse is stolen.' To one who had so narrowly and so lately
escaped the balcony witness and his friend, it was really no laughing
matter to hear of new affidavits in preparation. Kate was nervous, but
never disconcerted. In a moment she had twitched off a saddle-cloth on
which she sat; and throwing it over the horse's head, so as to cover up
all between the ears and the mouth, she replied, 'that she had bought
and paid for the horse at La Plata. But now, your worship, if this horse
has really been stolen from these men, they must know well of which eye
it is blind; for it _can_ be only in the right eye or the left.' One
of the soldiers cried out instantly, that it was the left eye; but
the other said, 'No, no, you forget, it's the right.' Kate maliciously
called attention to this little schism. But the men said, 'Ah, _that_
was nothing--they were hurried; but now, on recollecting themselves,
they were agreed that it was the left eye.' Did they stand to that? 'Oh
yes, positive they were, left eye, left.'
Upon which our Kate, twitching off the horse-cloth, said gaily to the
magistrate, 'Now, Sir, please to observe that this horse has nothing
the matter with either eye.' And in fact it _was_ so. Then his worship
ordered his alguazils to apprehend the two witnesses, who posted off to
bread and water, with other reversionary advantages, whilst Kate rode in
quest of the best dinner that Paz could furnish.
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