Nat Goodwin's BookGoodwin, Nat. C. (Nathaniel Carll)
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Nat Goodwin's Book
Goodwin, Nat. C. (Nathaniel Carll)
Actors -- Correspondence
Finally big George Considine realized his throat was parched and he
pushed a button. Up to that moment the summons had never failed to
produce our grinning porter from the little buffet instantly. This time
there was no response. George pressed the button a second time. We all
heard the bell distinctly. All of us had his gaze fixed on the buffet
door. Again George rang the bell and this time he kept his thumb jammed
against the button. Then he got to his feet and declared himself.
"If that nigger is in that buffet he'll never come out now--alive!" And
with that he started.
We all sat tight and waited. In less than a minute George
reappeared--laughing hysterically. For an instant I thought the
terrible shock of the afternoon had affected his mind.
"Is he dead?" someone gasped.
"Nearly so," replied George, choking with glee. "You know I went in
there firmly determined to kill him. But the minute he saw me he
covered his face with both hands and said, 'Fo' Gawd's sake, Mr. Gawge,
don' hit me. I'm good for nothin'. I caint lift a glass, let alone
serve a drink. I'm so weak.' I asked him why. 'Well, you see, Mr.
Gawge, I've been savin' and savin' fo' a year evah dollah I could scrap
together; borrowed from my wife and soaked my watch at Chicawgo. I had
six hunderd dollahs on my pusson when I got heah and it was all goin'
on Mr. Johnson. But on this trip, listenin' to all you gemmen talk I
got so I couldn't see Mr. Johnson nohow and switched and my money all
went on Mr. Jeff'ies. When Mr. Jeff'ies received that awful wallop in
the second round I said goodbye, wife and chillen, and when he was
knocked out--I went with him! And I haven't come to yet!'"
We finally managed to induce him to come out of the buffet and told him
we'd try to make him a little less miserable by chipping in on a purse
for him. Somebody passed the hat. I threw in all I had in cash and I
imagine every one else did. The total count was $51.25!
I thought we ought to cheer him up further and told him I would give
him a good thing on the next fight. He just looked at me a minute, his
black eyes nearly popping out of his head, then indicating the bills
and silver in his hand said solemnly, "Me? ME, bet on a prize fight?
Why guv'nor, I wouldn't bet this money that Mr. Johnson has licked Mr.
Jeff'ies."
_Chapter XLVI_
LILLIAN RUSSELL
What a beautiful and misunderstood woman is Lillian Russell!
One reads only of her wondrous beauty, her splendid preservation and
her marriages--seldom of her talents!
Possessing the soul of a saint, the true spirit of comedy, the repose
of a Siddons, she must see all these splendid gifts made subservient to
vulgar allusions regarding her private life, all cruel and absolutely
false!
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