Nat Goodwin's BookGoodwin, Nat. C. (Nathaniel Carll)
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Nat Goodwin's Book
Goodwin, Nat. C. (Nathaniel Carll)
Actors -- Correspondence
Life at Jackwood was beginning to pall on me. Many Sundays found me a
lonely host. Max was constantly accepting invitations to meet people at
country houses, spending the usual Saturday to Monday outing away from
her own fireside.
These Saturday to Monday gatherings as a rule were the rendezvous for
unblushing husbands and wives whose mates were enjoying the hospitality
of opposite houses of intrigue. Generally no husband is ever invited
to these meetings accompanied by his own wife, the husband always
accepting invitations to the house party of his friend's wife--and thus
the silly and unwholesome game goes on.
In nine weeks my wife made nine trips of from two to six days' duration
each. These outings included a visit to one of England's ex-Prime
Minister's country house, a Member of Parliament's yacht and a society
lady's home at Doncaster.
Being very respectable at the time, I was never invited to any of these
functions.
During my entire occupancy of Jackwood I accepted just one such
invitation. And then I was bored stiff. Of all the asinine, vacant,
vapid lot of people I ever saw commend me to the polyglot mob one meets
at the average Saturday to Monday gathering. Even the few actors and
actresses who were present seemed to absorb the atmosphere and became
deadly dull.
You must understand the guests are invited from some ulterior
motive--women to meet men for every kind of purpose, men to mingle
with men for financial reasons, from a tip on the race course to the
promotion of a South African mining scheme, women to meet women to plot
and intrigue and make trouble for either of the sexes. It is a sort of
clearing-house for the sale of souls and the ruin of women's morals.
At these gatherings more plots are schemed, more sins consummated,
more crimes committed than at Whitechapel during a busy Sunday! When
one stops to consider what can be accomplished by a bunch of these
parasites in forty-eight hours it is appalling. I leave it to your
imagination--what can be consummated in a week at these places--where
statesmen and financiers lend themselves to such intrigues--on yachts,
in closed stone castles and concealed hunting lodges!
At first I mildly protested against my wife's accepting these
invitations and was always met with mild acquiescence and a desire to
do what I demanded. If it were distasteful to me she would not accept
and, like a dutiful wife, remain at home with me from Saturday to
Monday. For two Sundays we sat in the drawing room with each other
twirling our thumbs! It was a day of eloquent silence--each of those
Sundays! At first I tried to think up stories to amuse her but she
would look up from her book with those dreamy, cruel eyes, listen for a
moment and in sweet dulcet tones remark:--
"Very clever, my dear, and most amusing, but you told me that some time
ago at Seattle!" Then she would resume the reading of her engagement
book for the following week.
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