In due course Tarkington completed "Cameo Kirby." In my thirty-nine years of experience on the stage I never played a character I liked so well as this delightful, urbane, Southern gentleman-gambler. I gave him a Southern dialect and the production all the touches of the real South of that early era I could invent. The audiences seemed to like my interpretation; but the press was divided. Sensing what would happen to me in New York I refused to go into that city and surrendered the rôle to Mr. Dustin Farnum. With Farnum in the title rôle "Cameo Kirby" failed in New York exactly as I had it predicted. Farnum made a success with the play on the road, however. His youth, beauty and simple delivery were the opposites of my characterization--and he succeeded where I failed! I was delighted to hear of Dustin's success. I am very fond of him and of his brother Bill and I consider them both excellent players. _Chapter LXVIII_ WILLIE COLLIER What a quaint, clever, original comedian is Willie Collier! He is as companionable with those he likes as are flowers in a meadow. His meadow is very limited, however, as he likes but few. He believes, as I do, that the environment of friends should be narrow. Willie insists upon being addressed as William by the majority. Only the few, among whom I am a privileged member, may call him Willie! His wit scintillates like forked lightning and he possesses sarcasm equal to that of a Douglas Jerrold. Many authors can attribute "their" success to Willie's wit. His personality off the stage is rather stern for a comedian--in the opinion of the majority. But his acting has conquered three countries--America, Australia and England! I could fill pages with his wit, but the one first to come to my mind must suffice. For some reason Willie dislikes the Players Club. (Perhaps it is because one sees so few actors there!) It was during the first all-star gambol of the Lambs Club that Willie sprang a joke at the Players' expense--a joke that has since come to be a classic. We travelled palatially on this Lambs tour, in fine, private cars, magnificently fitted, and with our every comfort catered to. As we were pulling out of Syracuse in our train de luxe, a dingy engine pulling a dirty caboose passed us on the other track. We were at dinner. Willie wiped his lips with his napkin and remarked quietly: "Boys, there goes the Players Club back to New York." I have known him for more than twenty years. His late partner, Charlie Reed, was as dear to me as Willie is. We three had many good times. Poor Charlie passed away years ago and Willie, left alone, has struggled bravely to earn his now well-merited success. I have known him to produce three successive failures in as many weeks--and come forth smiling! After the second failure I suggested that he come down to the footlights the night of his third première and salute his audience with, "Well, here I am again."