Nature's Teachings: Human Invention Anticipated by NatureWood, J. G. (John George)
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Nature's Teachings: Human Invention Anticipated by Nature
Wood, J. G. (John George)
Inventions; Natural history
Insufficient as it may appear to be, the quilt armour, when well made,
is really proof against most weapons, even against firearms, as we shall
presently see. Being very much lighter than steel, it was easier for the
wearer, its chief drawback being that its extreme thickness gave it a
very clumsy and awkward look. Those who wore it, however, cared more for
their safety than their appearance, as was exemplified by James I., who
lived in perpetual fear of assassination, but who had a nervous dislike
to arms, whether offensive or defensive. He therefore wore a cuirass
quilted with silk, which answered every purpose of defence, while it did
not offend his nerves.
Perhaps the reader may remember that in “Peveril of the Peak” Sir Walter
Scott gives a ludicrous picture of the timid justice, his fears of the
Popish plot, his suit of quilted armour, and his “Protestant Flail” with
which he hits himself on the head instead of striking his supposed
enemy:--
“Some ingenious artist, belonging, we may presume, to the worshipful
Mercers’ Company, had contrived a species of armour of which neither the
horse armoury in the Tower, nor Gwynnap’s Gothic Hall, no, nor Dr.
Meyrick’s invaluable collection of ancient arms, has preserved any
specimen.
“It was called Silk-armour, being composed of a doublet and breeches of
quilted silk, so closely stitched, and of such thickness, as to be proof
against either bullet or steel, while a thick bonnet of the same
materials, with ear-flaps attached to it, and on the whole much
resembling a nightcap, completed the equipment, and ascertained the
security of the wearer from the head to the knee. Master Maulstatute,
among other worthy citizens, had adopted this singular panoply, which
had the advantage of being soft, and warm and flexible, as well as
safe. And he was sat in his judicial elbow-chair--a short, rotund
figure, hung round, as it were, with cushions, for such was the
appearance of the quilted garments--and with a nose protruded from under
the silken casque, the size of which, together with the unwieldiness of
the whole figure, gave his worship no indifferent resemblance to the
sign of the Hog in Armour, which was considerably improved by the
defensive garment being of a dusky orange colour, not altogether unlike
the hue of those half-wild swine which are to be found in the forests of
Hampshire.”
Roger Nutt gives as a reason for the security of quilted armour, that it
made the wearer look so ridiculous that no one could hit him for
laughing. The reader will probably remember that the sign of the Hog in
Armour was really a representation of the rhinoceros.
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