Naval Occasions, and Some Traits of the Sailor-manBartimeus
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Naval Occasions, and Some Traits of the Sailor-man
Bartimeus
Great Britain -- History, Naval -- 20th century -- Fiction; Great Britain. Royal Navy -- Fiction; Sailors -- Fiction; Sea stories, English
So the meal progressed. The "mullets" were disentangled from their
paper jackets amid a rustling silence of interrogation. The Worcester
sauce aided and abetted the disappearance of the Russian Kromeskis, as
it had so often done before. The mutton was voted the limit, and the
rice-pudding held evidences that the cook’s hair wanted cutting. The
Junior Watch-keeper—proud officer of that functionary’s division—vowed
he’d have it cut in a manner which calls for no description in these
pages. There weren’t any sardines on toast. The Philanthropist
appeared in person, with dusky, upturned palms, to deplore the omission.
"Ow! signor—olla fineesh! I maka mistake! No have got sardines,
signor...!"
"Dear old Ah Ying!" sighed the Engineer Lieutenant, "I never really
loved him till this minute. Why did we leave him at Hong-Kong and
embark this snake-in-the-grass.... No sardines...!"
But for all that every one seemed to have made an admirable meal, and
the Chaplain’s "For what we have received, thank God!" brought it to a
close. The table was cleared, the wine decanters passed round, and once
again the President tapped with his ivory mallet. There was a little
silence—
"Mr Vice—the King!"
The First Lieutenant raised his glass. "Gentlemen—the King!"
"The King!" murmured the Mess, with faces grown suddenly decorous and
grave. At that moment the Corporal of the Watch entered; he glanced down
the table, and approaching the Junior Watch-keeper’s chair saluted and
said something in an undertone. The Junior Watch-keeper nodded, finished
his port, and rose, folding his napkin. His neighbour, the Engineer
Lieutenant, leaned back in his chair, speaking over his shoulder—
"Your First Watch, James?"
The other nodded.
"Then," with mock solemnity, "may I remind you that our lives are in
your hands till twelve o’clock? Don’t forget that, will you?"
The Junior Watch-keeper laughed. "I’ll bear it in mind." At the
doorway he turned with a smile: "It won’t be the first time your
valuable life has been there."
"Or the last, we’ll hope."
"We’ll hope not, Shortie."
The buzz of talk and chaff had again begun to ebb and flow round the
long table. The First Lieutenant lit a cigarette and began collecting
napkin-rings, placing them eventually in a row, after the manner of
horses at the starting-post. "Seven to one on the field, bar one—Chief,
your ring’s disqualified. It would go through the ship’s side. Now, wait
for the next roll—stand by! Clear that flower-pot——"
"Disqualified be blowed! Why, I turned it myself when I was a student,
out of a bit of brass I stole——"
"Can’t help that; it weighs a ton—scratched at the post!"
The Commander tapped the table with his little hammer—
"May I remind you all that it’s Saturday Night at Sea?" and gave the
decanters a little push towards his left-hand neighbour. The First
Lieutenant brushed the starters into a heap at his side; the faintest
shadow passed across his brow.
"So it is!" echoed several voices.
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