Neighbourhood: A year's life in and about an English villageEdwardes, Tickner
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Neighbourhood: A year's life in and about an English village
Edwardes, Tickner
Country life -- England
‘’Tis trew,’ said the Captain now, ‘trew as I sets here on a plank o’ th’
ould _King_, as ye cut an’ shaped yersel’, Dan’l.’
I followed his glance round the circle of benches. There was not a head
among the company but was wagging dubiously. Old Daniel Dray’s face was
an incredulous, a horrified blank.
‘What!’ said he, ‘a human critter swaller seventeen live—’
‘I seed it,’ interrupted the Captain, pointing his pipe-stem solemnly at
us for emphasis, ‘I seed it wi’ my own pair o’ eyes. Little lirrupy
green chaps, they was, all hoppin’ an’ somersettin’ i’ th’ baasket. An’
th’ blackamoor, ’a putts ’a’s mouth to th’ lip o’ it, an’ “hap! hap!” sez
he, an’ every time ’a sez it, wan o’ ’em jumps in. An’ when they was all
down, ’a gies a sort o’ gruggle, an’ skews ’a’s head ower th’ baasket,
an’ “hap! hap!” sez he agen, an’ every time ’a sez it, out pops— But
there! ’tis no sense tellin’ ye! Folks sees naun o’ th’ wureld i’ little
small village places, an’ an’t got no believes.’
He was silent a while, then brought out a tobacco-box like a brass
halfpenny bun, and held it up to the common view. It was old and
battered, and had certain initials scratched on the lid. The Captain
fingered it in mournful reminiscence.
‘Lookee now,’ he said, ‘I doan’t rightly know as I ever telled ye.
“G.B.” That bean’t Tom Stall’ard, be ut? Ah! No, sez all on ye, ready
enow. ’Twur George’s, ould George Budgen as— Dan’l, what year war’t as
I went aff to sea?’
Daniel Dray’s lips moved in silent calculation.
‘Seventy-three belike, or maybe seventy-four, ’cause ye’d been gone, Joe,
a year afore Harker’s coo slipped the five-legged heifer, an’ that wur—’
‘Ay! trew, Dan’l. An’ George Budgen, ’a wur shipmate along o’ me purty
soon arter I gooed away. Well: an’ this here baccy-box—th’ least time as
I seed ut i’ George’s haand, ’a took a fill out av ut, jest afore ’a went
on watch. An’ ut come on to blaw that night—Gorm! how ’t did blaw! An’
_rain_, not aarf! An’ i’ th’ marnin’ never a sign o’ pore George Budgen
to be seen! Well now, full a fortnit arter that, what ’ud we do but
ketch a gurt thresher on a trail-line, an’ inside o’ th’ crittur what ’ud
we find but a halibut, big as a tay-tray, all alive an’ lippin’, ’a wur.
Sez th’ cappen—I wur ship’s-boy then—“Joe,” sez he, “git an’ clane un,
an’ I’ll ha’ un fer me supper,” ’a sez. Now then, Dan’l, ye’ll never
believe ut, but trew as ye sets there, clink goes my knife agen summut
inside o’ th’ halibut, an’—’
‘Goo on, Stallard!’
‘He, he! We all knaws what be acomin’, cap’n!’
‘An’ there wur—ah! but ye’ll ne’er believe ut, not if ye was Jonah
hisself—there, inside o’ th’ halibut wur a gurt rusty hook as— What-say,
Dan’l?’
‘Doan’t ’ee say ut agen, Dan’l! You a reg’lar prayers-gooer, too!’
The Captain filled his pipe from the box, tragically ruminating in the
silence that followed.
‘Ah! pore George Budgen! ’A little knowed as ’twould be th’ laast time
as ’a ’d pass his tobaccer-box to a friend!’
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