Neighbourhood: A year's life in and about an English villageEdwardes, Tickner
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Neighbourhood: A year's life in and about an English village
Edwardes, Tickner
Country life -- England
‘An’ no one gone, Dan’l.’
‘Ne’er a wan, Tom, thank God.’
‘How quirk ’a do hould hisself, to be sure,’ said old Tom Clemmer after a
pause, and none doubted who he meant. ‘Ah! an’ how ’a do brisk along
still! Another year o’ him by—’tis another blessin’. Here’s to un, wi’
all our love an’ dooty!’
It was a silent toast, but drunk deep. George Artlett’s glass was
lighter than any when he set it down.
‘But ’tain’t been allers so,’ old Clemmer went on ruminatively. ‘How
many drawin’s ha’ ye seen, Dan’l, boy an’ man?—threescore belike, and I
bean’t fur ahent ye. An’ many’s th’ time as summun’s money ha’ laid on
th’ table wi’ only widder or poor-box to claim it; an’ he, poor soul,
quiet i’ th’ litten-yard up there. Ay! ’tis a lucky drawin’ wi’ nane but
livin’ hands to draw.’
Daniel Dray took up the prize-list and scanned it curiously, his white
head thrown back, his spectacles straddling the extreme tip of his nose.
‘An’ what,’ said he, ‘will a single man, onmarried, do wi’ a whole gurt
turkey-burd? An’ him wi’ never a wife! ’Tis wicked waste, neighbours!
Him an’ th’ parrot, they’ll ha’ nought but turkey-meat i’ th’ house from
now to Lady-time.’
Stallwood’s beady black eyes disappeared in a wide smile.
‘I knowed a man once,’ he said, ‘out in Utah State in Murriky, ’twur—as
got a brace o’ ostriches at a Christmas drawin’; an’ when it come to
carvin’ at dinner-time, th’ pore feller, he got no more ’n half a bite
fer hisself because—’ He stopped, suddenly recollecting George Artlett’s
lustrating presence, ‘Ah! he wur married, I tell ye, an’ never a wured o’
a lie!’
‘What’ll ’a do wi’ it, Dan’!?’ The old ferryman leant from his corner
eagerly, staring at the wall as though he saw there the picture that rose
in his mind. ‘What’ll ’a do wi’ it? Jest think on ’t! Nobbut hisself
in a quiet kitchen o’ Christmas morning—his boots on, an’ nane to rate un
for spannellin’ about—click-clack from the roastin’ jack, an’ tick-tack
from th’ clock, an’ a good cuss now an’ agen from th’ ould parrot, but
never a wured o’ wimmin’s wrath. Ah, life!—’tis all jest a gurt
beef-club drawin’! Some on us draws peace an’ quiet an’ turkey-burds,
an’ some draws—’
His lips closed on his pipe-stem with a snap. A commiserate shake of the
head went round the company.
‘An’ here,’ went on old Daniel, still conning the prize-list, ‘here be
Jack Farley wi’ bare money an’ fower ounces o’ tobacker—him as doan’t
smoke, an’ has sixteen i’ family. Lor’, Jack! how that there deuce-ace
do foller ye i’ life!’
Jack Farley sat in the draughtiest seat by the door, his invariable
modest choice of station. No one had ever seen him without a smile on
his emaciated, sun-blackened face; and now he was smiling more
determinedly than ever.
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