Neighbourhood: A year's life in and about an English villageEdwardes, Tickner
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Neighbourhood: A year's life in and about an English village
Edwardes, Tickner
Country life -- England
Windlecombe Mead, where the village cricket matches have been played from
time immemorial, lies on the gently sloping ground between Arun river and
the hills. It was the day of the great annual match with Stavisham, and
most of the older villagers had congregated on the benches round the
scoring-tent, when, in the sweltering heat of early afternoon, I hurried
down to the field with pencil and book. The townsmen, it seemed, had won
the toss, and had elected to put the home-team in. Young Tom Clemmer and
young Daniel Dray were already at the wickets, taking middle. I looked
round at the glum, set faces of the spectators, and felt tragedy in the
air.
‘Fower men an’ a parson,’ whispered the old cobbler to me behind his
hand, ’a ould rickety chap as caan’t run, an’ five bits o’ lads! Drat
that there hay! Heough! Now they’re aff!’
The umpire had called Play. The fast Stavisham bowler—we knew him of
old—retired into open country, wheeled, and bore down on the crease like
a bull at a gate. Young Daniel ducked, then turned up a face of
indignant scarlet. But the ball had gone by for two, and a chuckle of
relief spread through the crowd. The bowler prepared to try again.
‘Dan’l’s got th’ sun in ’s eyes,’ said old Dray anxiously, as he watched.
‘’A never can bide that top wicket! Steady now, Dannie, an’ keep a
straight bat!’
He roared out the last words. And then, in a moment, we were all on our
feet in consternation. The ball had never left the bowler’s hand—that
much we were sure of. Daniel stood at his wicket safe and sound, but Tom
Clemmer was coming back to the tent, followed by a derisive chorus from
the whole field.
‘Hout, Tom? Never hout!’
‘What i’ th’ wureld houted ye, lad?’
‘Hout! Never!—’tis a swindle, Tom!’
Amidst the eager exclamations of his friends, Tom Clemmer strode into the
tent, and began slowly to unbuckle his pads. All the time he stared
fixedly into space.
‘I could ha’ hup wi’ my fist,’ he said, after a moment’s wrathful
silence, addressing no one in particular, ’an’ I could ha’ gi’en that
there grocer-chap sech a— But there! ’tis no sense yammerin’! Doan’t ye
run out, sir, or ’a ’ll ha’ ye, same as ’a had me!’
He spoke now to the curate, who was preparing to go to the wicket, and
the truth dawned upon us at last. The bowler had played Tom a very
ancient and very mean-spirited trick. Old Clemmer, regardless of the
agony it caused him, stamped his swaddled foot upon the ground.
‘An’ to think, Tom!’ he groaned, ‘as ye lit up th’ forge-fire special for
’un only laast Sunday, ’cause his ould mare—’
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