Neighbourhood: A year's life in and about an English villageEdwardes, Tickner
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Neighbourhood: A year's life in and about an English village
Edwardes, Tickner
Country life -- England
The shout went off in my ear like a punt gun. And then there fell a
sudden silence about me, as all strained eyes and ears out to the field.
Some altercation was going on, but not between members of the opposing
sides. ‘Drop ut, ye ould fule!’ I heard Tom Clemmer roar; and, peering
over the crowd, I saw Captain Stallwood, ball in hand, walking up to the
pitch. He rolled up his sleeves as he came.
‘Drop ut, I tell ye!’ cried Tom once more, ‘’tis crickut we be playin’,
not maarbles, man! Gimme that ball, Stall’ard, or I’ll— Lorsh! what be
come to th’ ould—’
The rest was a confused wrangle amongst the whole team. Presently, to
our amazement, we saw all drift back to their posts, and old Stallwood
take his place triumphantly at the bowling-crease. In the dead quiet
that followed, I heard the grocer chuckle richly, as he got ready to
smite the Captain all over the field.
The old man stood stock still on the crease, eyeing the batsman solemnly,
the ball held low down between his knees. So long he remained in this
posture, that at length impatient exclamations began to break out on all
sides.
‘Well! now ye ha’ got un, Stall’ard, let ’n goo, mate!’
‘’Tain’t i’ church ye be, Cap’n. ’Tis crickut!’
‘Bawl up, gaffer! We warnts to get hoame afore daark!’
And from the grocer, leaning with exaggerated weariness on his bat:
‘Doan’t ye be i’ no sorter hurry, ould bluebottle! But when y’ are
ready, just send us a postcard, will ye?’
The Captain’s hand went slowly up, the ball held curiously against his
wrist. He launched it with a sudden sidelong twist. As it rose high
into the air, I could see that it went wide and off, even from my
position in the tent. With a laugh the batsman strode out half a dozen
yards to meet it. A moment later he was gazing back aghast at his
splayed wicket. The Captain’s rich husky voice pealed out above the din:
‘There be a poun’ o’ butter fer ’ee!’
And now we were the frantic spectators of a drama that gained in
thrilling interest with every moment. The new batsman arrived at the
wicket, and again old Stallwood sent the ball sailing down the pitch,
wide as ever, but this time to leg. I watched it more carefully now.
Though it made a high curve, it rose not a hair’s-breadth after touching
ground, but shot straight in. Again we saw the glint of a falling bail
behind the wicket. The Captain thrust both bare arms deep in his
trousers-flap, and silently grinned. The third man did little better.
He succeeded in blocking a couple of the balls; but the next, more
crooked than any, sent him dumbfounded back to the tent.
There was no more ribaldry about me now. The fourth batsman sallied out
amidst a rustle of whispered apprehension and hard-drawn breaths, and
returned almost immediately to the same tense atmosphere. Outside on the
benches, the old men were rocking on their seats with delight, like trees
in a wind. Bleak, the cobbler, was careering up and down, beside himself
with joy.
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