Neither Jew nor Greek : $b a story of Jewish social lifeGuttenberg, Violet
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Neither Jew nor Greek : $b a story of Jewish social life
Guttenberg, Violet
Jews -- England -- Fiction
He came forward to greet her, his good-natured face beaming with
pleasure. Dinah bowed with a saucy air of apology to the astonished
clerk, and favoured her brother-in-law with a hearty kiss. Then she
linked her arm in his, and passed down a narrow passage which was lined
on either side with bedsteads of every description.
“Mike,” she said impressively, “I have come to talk to you about
something very serious. I am going to take you into my confidence; that
is why I have come down here. It is just between ourselves. Do you
understand?”
Mike nodded gravely. “Perfectly,” he replied. “You will do well to take
me into your confidence. But it is just my luncheon-time. Thompson, lay
another knife and fork, please”--this to another of his numerous clerks.
“Things of importance are much better discussed after lunch, you know.
You are not in a hurry to get home?”
“No, Ma is out, so it doesn’t matter. You are not vexed with me for
coming here, Mike?”
“Not at all, not at all. Quite delighted, I assure you. It’s not often I
get a visitor to lunch, though Adeline brings the kiddie occasionally.”
He led the way up a short flight of stairs to a room marked “private,”
and, opening the door, stood back for Dinah to enter. Although not
large, it was a sumptuously furnished room, fitted with all the comforts
that the owner could possibly desire. Red was the predominant tone, the
wall-paper, carpet, hangings and upholstery being all of that colour. A
large pigeon-hole cabinet and desk combined took up the whole of one
wall, whilst a small card-table bore testimony to the fact that the
proprietor was not averse to a little recreation in the midst of work.
One picture only adorned the walls: it was an enlarged portrait of the
woman he cared most about--his wife.
Dinah inspected her surroundings with undisguised approval, then sat
down to the table, which gleamed with the finest cutlery and silver.
Suddenly something pink streaked with fat caught her eye. She glanced at
it casually at first, then fixedly, and finally gasped in astonishment.
“Mike, you humbug!” she exclaimed in a tone of pained surprise.
“It’s--it’s--_ham_!”
Mike felt himself go red down to the back of his neck. What an idiot he
was not to have ordered the unlawful viand to be removed before the girl
entered the room--but he had scarcely had time.
“Yes,” he replied with exaggerated carelessness, “my doctor recommends
it as an extremely nutritious article of food. Adeline objects to have
it in the house at all at home, so I am obliged to partake of it down
here. However, I will not hurt your feelings by offering you any. This
is a very tender chicken.”
He proceeded to carve the bird, handing a well-filled plate of it to his
guest.
Dinah’s face fell. Looking longingly at the ham, she began to trifle
with her chicken.
“I suppose I had better not ask whether this is _kosher_?” she inquired
diffidently.
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