He, indeed, swam like a kite on a fair wind, high above earthly
troubles. Detonations of temper were not unfrequent in the zones he
travelled; but sulky fogs and tearful depressions were there alike
unknown. A well-delivered blow upon a table, or a noble attitude,
imitated from Mélingne or Frederic, relieved his irritation like a
vengeance. Though the heaven had fallen, if he had played his part with
propriety, Berthelini had been content! And the man’s atmosphere, if
not his example, reacted on his wife; for the couple doated on each
other, and although you would have thought they walked in different
worlds, yet continued to walk hand in hand.
It chanced one day that Monsieur and Madame Berthelini descended with
two boxes and a guitar in a fat case at the station of the little town
of Castel-le-Gâchis, and the omnibus carried them with their effects to
the Hotel of the Black Head. This was a dismal, conventual building in
a narrow street, capable of standing siege when once the gates were
shut, and smelling strangely in the interior of straw and chocolate and
old feminine apparel. Berthelini paused upon the threshold with a
painful premonition. In some former state, it seemed to him, he had
visited a hostelry that smelt not otherwise, and been ill received.
The landlord, a tragic person in a large felt hat, rose from a business
table under the key-rack, and came forward, removing his hat with both
hands as he did so.
“Sir, I salute you. May I inquire what is your charge for artists?”
inquired Berthelini, with a courtesy at once splendid and insinuating.
“For artists?” said the landlord. His countenance fell and the smile of
welcome disappeared. “Oh, artists!” he added brutally; “four francs a
day.” And he turned his back upon these inconsiderable customers.
A commercial traveller is received, he also, upon a reduction—yet is he
welcome, yet can he command the fatted calf; but an artist, had he the
manners of an Almaviva, were he dressed like Solomon in all his glory,
is received like a dog and served like a timid lady travelling alone.
Accustomed as he was to the rubs of his profession, Berthelini was
unpleasantly affected by the landlord’s manner.
“Elvira,” said he to his wife, “mark my words: Castel-le-Gâchis is a
tragic folly.”
“Wait till we see what we take,” replied Elvira.
“We shall take nothing,” returned Berthelini; “we shall feed upon
insults. I have an eye, Elvira: I have a spirit of divination; and this
place is accursed. The landlord has been discourteous, the Commissary
will be brutal, the audience will be sordid and uproarious, and you
will take a cold upon your throat. We have been besotted enough to
come; the die is cast—it will be a second Sédan.”
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