Harlem (New York, N.Y.); New York (N.Y.) -- Description and travel; New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs
The flirtation is simple enough. The proposition comes in due course,
usually in the cocktail lounge or café of the hotel. The acceptance is
at first hesitant--she isn't that kind, shouldn't stay out long, but
she has taken a fancy to the stranger (after she has worked out of him
the information that he is stopping at the hotel and isn't a permanent
guest) and so, yes, she will go to his room--unaccustomed as she is
to unconventional adventure--for a little while. He doesn't dream how
little time.
His room is not only her objective, but there is no other retreat.
Should he want to lead her somewhere else, he is stymied. All hotels
are full up. Even if he got a handbag and tried to get into another
haven with her, he would be asked for his reservation.
There are no more loose hotels specializing in such twosomes. In
1940, there were hundreds. Now there isn't one. The war rush, the
military police, the high rates for legitimate rentals turned them all
respectable. They found that more profitable and kept it up.
Because of her system, she cannot take him to her abode or to any other
which he can identify after his long snooze, even if she, a wise New
York cookie, does know some side-street bed-house where a cheating
clerk holds out a cubicle or two for quick turnovers.
So she plays quite helpless. She lives with her folks. Unless they go
to his place--well, where else?
He takes the standard precautions of the seasoned wayfarer. He goes up
alone, tells her to follow in five minutes and walk right in.
With few exceptions, the dreaded "Get that woman out of your room!" has
gone the way of the one-buck blue plate. Guests are still protected,
but not against their own peccadillos. The simp has pushed the little
plunger so the knob will turn from the outside. The tough trollop,
acting nervous and timid, but irresistibly tempted, enters.
He makes a grab. Oh--he mustn't be so impulsive, so impatient. She is
jittery and fluttery--natch, since she is doing what her breeding and
better nature tell her she should never have yielded to.
A drink--one little drink to settle the nerves--and then--
He calls room service, even if he has a bottle in his bag. If he has
seltzer, she can drink it only with ginger ale, or vice versa. When the
waiter is called, she steps into the bathroom on his knock, and the
cluck giggles and says he always takes two about that time of day. The
waiter says lots of customers do, it's getting to be a national habit.
For that he gets a bill instead of a coin.
She has taken her purse into the bathroom with her, and when she can
safely return she has the knockout dose held between the thumb and the
palm of her gloved hand--she keeps the gloves on; no fingerprints.
She sits, then remembers she has left her handkerchief on the
washstand--would he please get it? As he turns his back, she drops
the tasteless, colorless grains into his drink, which dissolves them
instantly.
They raise glasses. Here's to crime! Skoal!
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