Cornwall (England : County) -- Fiction; Short stories, English
"At th' end o' the month th' old Rector discovered he had business
takin' him to Bristol. He said his farewells very lovin'ly, promised
to come back as soon as he could, but warned the poor lady against
setting foot outside the doors. The gardens an' fields (he said)
swarmed with field-mice, an' he knew she had a terror of mice of all
sorts. So off he rode, an' by an' by came back by night with a
second young lady: and Oliver showed 'em up to the nor'-east tower
for the honeymoon.
"A week later my gentleman had a call to post down to Penzance.
He warned his second wife that it was a terrible year for adders an'
the ground swarmin' with 'em, for he knew she had a horror o' snakes.
Inside of a fortnight he brought home a third--"
"Bill," said Mr. Jope, sitting up sharply, "what noise was that?"
"I didn't hear it," answered Mr. Adams, who was turning up his
trousers uneasily. "Adders, maybe."
"Seemed to me it sounded from somewheres in the cellar. Maybe you
wouldn't mind steppin' down, seein' as you don't take no interest in
what Mr. Coyne's tellin'."
"I'm beginning to."
"The cellar's the worst place of all," said Mr. Coyne, blinking.
"It's there that the bodies were found."
"Bodies?"
"Bodies. Four of 'em. I was goin' to tell you how he brought home
another, havin' kept the third poor lady to her rooms with some tale
about a mad dog starvin' to death in his shrubberies--he didn't know
where--"
"If you don't mind," Mr. Jope interposed, "I've a notion to hear the
rest o' the story some other evenin'. It's--it's agreeable enough to
bear spinnin' out, an' I understand you're a fixture in this
neighbourhood."
"Certainly," said Mr. Coyne, rising. "But wot about _you_?"
"I'll tell you to-morrow."
Mr. Jope gripped the arms of his chair, having uttered the bravest
speech of his life. He sat for a while, the sound of his own voice
echoing strangely in his ears, even when Mr. Coyne rose to take his
leave.
"Well, I can't help admirin' you," said Mr. Coyne handsomely.
"By the way the rent's by the quarter, an' in advance--fours into
forty is ten; I mention it as a matter of business, and in case we
don't meet again."
Mr. Jope counted out the money.
When Mr. Coyne had taken his departure the pair sat a long while in
silence, their solitary candle flickering an the table between them.
"You spoke out very bold," said Mr. Adams at length.
"Did I?" said Mr. Jope. "I didn't feel it."
"What cuts me to the quick is the thought o' them adders outside."
"Ye dolt! There ain't no real adders outside. They're what the chap
invented to frighten the women."
"Sure? Then," mused Mr. Adams, after a pause, "maybe there ain't no
real ghosts neither, but he invented the whole thing."
"Maybe. What d'ye say to steppin' down an' fetchin' up another
mugful o' liquor?"
"I say," answered Mr. Adams slowly, "as how I won't."
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