Next year : $b a semi-historical account of the exploits and exploitations of the far-famed Barr Colonists, who, led by an unscrupulous Church of England parson, adventured deep into the wilderness of Canada's great North-West in the early days of the twentieth centuryPick, Harry
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Next year : $b a semi-historical account of the exploits and exploitations of the far-famed Barr Colonists, who, led by an unscrupulous Church of England parson, adventured deep into the wilderness of Canada's great North-West in the early days of the twentieth century
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The horseman laughed and allowed his eyes to dwell for a second or
two on Bert's velvet cords. These were fast losing their original
glory.
"Englishmen, I guess?" ventured the policeman, just a wee bit
accusingly. (Englishmen were considerably less popular than their
money in those days.)
"Yes, we're Englishmen," remarked Bert, apologetically, as befitted a
member of a race which has done almost nothing for the world and
humanity.
"H'm-m, thought so. And lost, are you?"
"Yes."
"You boys follow me, then," and, wheeling his horse with a gentle
pressure of knee and rein, the policeman started off at a slow walk.
"'Ere, Capting! 'old on a bit," called Sam. "Wot abaht our uvver
gun?"
The rider pulled his horse up and looked round, smiling broadly at
being so rapidly promoted.
"What gun?" he demanded.
"We've lawst anuvver gun somewhere," explained Sam. "My mate 'ere
laid it dahn a minit while we ran arfter this blarsted chicking," and
he held up the poor, mangled bird, quickly permitting his hand to
fall again.
"In which direction?--and how far?--and how long since?" asked the
policeman, still smiling.
"Arsk me pal, 'ere," replied Sam with a touch of malice in his tone.
"'E knows," and, turning to his companion, he added--"don't yer,
Bert?"
"Go to blazes!" snapped Bert under his breath, as the horseman
surveyed him with twinkling eyes. Aloud, he said: "This country
looks everywhere the same to us, officer. How on earth do you manage
to find your way about, when all these bally woods and things
resemble each other so much?"
"You boys oughta keep track of the sun," answered the policeman; "and
get wise to the direction of the wind; and learn all about the points
of the compass--north, south, east and west, y'know. You're liable
to get into all kinds of jackpots if you don't. But you'll catch on
in time, I guess."
"Splendid idea, that, Sam--noticing where the sun is," said Bert.
"Even if you are Englishmen," continued the policeman, "you boys'll
likely know that it rises in the east?" and he waved with a
gauntleted hand to where the sun was pouring streams of dazzling
brightness from a greenish-blue sky.
"Yes, we know that much, I think," observed Bert quietly.
Sam, who liked his streets named, said: "But 'ow d'yer know which is
east, Capting?"
"Why, where the sun rises, of course."
"An' if it 'appens ter be foggy, or rainin', or the sun is obskewered
by a lot of blinkin' clahds--wot then?"
"In that case, it's best to watch the wind."
"An' suppose there ain't no wind--then wot?"
"Then you use your head," returned the policeman slightly
impatiently. "But come on," he said, "let's poke around some and see
if we can find your gun," and he pushed on again, Sam and Bert
following closely behind.
"Do they pay you blokes any think extra fer givin' lessons ter Barr
Colonists in fizzy-ology?" Sam questioned of the policeman after a
short silence.
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