Cornwall (England : County) -- Fiction; Treasure troves -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- England -- Fiction
"Hear, hear," repeated Dr Mant. He was thinking of the tyres of his
car. But this time he overdid it, and fetched up Mrs Polsue as by a
galvanic shock.
"If interruptions are to be the order of the day," said Mrs Polsue,
"I'd like to enter my protest at once. I don't hold, for my part,
with calling public meetings--for I suppose this _is_ a public
meeting?" she asked, breaking off, with a challenging eye on the
Vicar.
"By no means," he answered with quick good-humour. "It's a meeting
by invitation, though--as my wife was about to explain--the
invitations were meant to include _friends_ of all creeds and
parties."
"It's for a public purpose, anyhow?"
"Certainly."
"Then I may be saying what doesn't meet with your approval, or Mrs
Steele's, or the company's: but that's just my point. I don't hold
with meetings for public business being called in a private house.
Because if things are done that you don't approve of, either you sit
mum-chance out o' politeness, or else you speak your mind and offend
your host and hostess."
Mr Hambly was about to interpose, but the Vicar checked him with a
quick movement of his hand.
"Mrs Polsue's is a real point; and, if she will allow me to say so,
she has put it very well. Indeed, I was going to propose, later on,
that we hold our future meetings in a place to be agreed on. This is
just a preliminary talk; and when a dozen people meet to discuss,
it's handier as a rule to have some one in the chair. . . .
You agree? . . . Then for form's sake, I propose that we elect a
chairman."
"And I propose Mrs Steele," added Mr Hambly.
"Seconded," said Farmer Best. "Damn it!"
"William!" his spouse ejaculated. (She knew that he detested Mrs
Polsue, whom he had once described in private as "the p'isenest
'ooman that ever licked verdigris off a farthing.")
"'Tis all right, Chrisjana," he responded in a muffled voice, with
head abased as nearly between his calves as a protuberant stomach
allowed. "But one o' the castors o' this here chair has given way.
. . . Beggin' your pardon, ma'am,"--he raised a face half-apoplectic
but cheerful, and turned it upon his hostess--"but I totalled up
seventeen score when last weighed. There's no damage done that can't
be set right with a screw-driver afore I go." Then, with another
turn-about that embraced the company, "Proposed an' seconded that Mrs
Steele do take the chair. Those in favour say 'Hi!'--the contrary
'No.' . . . The Hi's 'ave it." (Farmer Best was Vice-Chairman of the
Board of Guardians, and knew how to conduct public business.)
Mrs Steele resumed her little speech. A pink spot showed upon either
cheek, but she spoke bravely.
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