Cornwall (England : County) -- Fiction; Treasure troves -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- England -- Fiction
[Here we should observe that while Mrs Polsue had a trick of sniffing
that suggested a chronic cold in the head, Farmer Best suffered from
an equally chronic obstruction of the respiratory organs, or (as he
preferred to call them) his pipes. As from time to time he essayed
to clear one or another of these, the resultant noise, always
explosive, resembled the snort of a bullock or the _klock_ of a
strangulated suction-pump. With these interjections Mrs Polsue on
the one hand, Farmer Best on the other, punctuated the following
dialogue. And this embarrassed the company, which, obliged in
politeness to attribute them to purely physical causes, could not but
own inwardly that they _might_ be mistaken for the comments--and
highly expressive ones--of mutual disapprobation.]
"Danging it don't answer my question--nor banging it," persisted Mrs
Polsue. "I want to know more about this Association, and where _we_
come in. . . . Just now, Mrs Steele was talking about a District
Secretary and local distributors--which looks to me as if the whole
business was cut-and-dried."
"There's nothing cut an' dried about _me_, ma'am." Farmer Best's
sharp little eyes twinkled, and he chuckled obesely.
"Again Mrs Polsue has the right of it," answered the Vicar.
"Perhaps I should have explained at the beginning that this War,
coming upon us so suddenly, has taken the S.S.F.A. somewhat at
unawares, in Cornwall at any rate. The machinery exists--in
skeleton; but there still wants the _personnel_ to work it.
In our District, for instance--"
"District?" snapped Mrs Polsue. "What's a District?"
The Vicar pulled a wry face. "The Districts at present correspond
with the Deaneries in the diocese."
"O-oh, indeed? Ha!"
"There is worse to come, Mrs Polsue." He laughed frankly.
"You asked, 'Who are the local distributors?' A present rule of the
Association--which I beg you to believe that I regret--provides for
two agents in each parish, to report and advise on cases: the Parson,
and one of the Guardians."
"--And that's me, ma'am. _Honk!_" added Farmer Best. "I'm what
Parson called the skelliton of the machinery." He wound up with a
wink at the company, and a wheezy laugh.
"You may titter, all of you!" Mrs Polsue glared about her. "But if
ever there was hole-and-corner sectarianism in this world--And _this_
is what we've come to listen to!"
"You han't done much listenin' up to now, ma'am."
"Forgive me," Mrs Steele interposed, as Dr Mant looked at his watch.
"I don't know much about rules of the chair; but I really think you
are all out of order. We are not yet discussing the Association or
its rules, but whether or not we shall form a Committee to look after
these poor people until something better is done for them.
We in this room, at all events, belong to very different
denominations. I--I hope we meet only as Christians."
Farmer Best slapped his thigh. "Bray-vo, ma'am! and you never spoke
a truer word."
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