Nineteen Centuries of Drink in England: A HistoryFrench, Richard Valpy
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Nineteen Centuries of Drink in England: A History
French, Richard Valpy
Drinking customs -- England; Drinking of alcoholic beverages -- Great Britain; England -- Social life and customs
In point of sobriety the Cavaliers have often been unfavourably
contrasted with the Roundheads. The evidence for this, apart from mere
recrimination (which in this case is a two-edged sword), has yet to be
produced. The manners of the two factions were doubtless diverse. ‘Your
friends, the Cavaliers,’ said a Roundhead to a Royalist, ‘are very
dissolute and debauched.’ ‘True,’ replied the Royalist, ‘they have the
infirmities of men; but your friends the Roundheads have the vices of
devils--tyranny, rebellion, and spiritual pride.’ We would fain hope
that they were sober all round, and that Cromwell’s description of his
troops was unassailable. The mother of Cromwell set up the brewery at
Huntingdon which is still flourishing. It was this slight connection
with ‘the trade’ which gained for Cromwell the agnomen of ‘the brewer.’
The story is told, ‘a tradition’ (Hume), that one day sitting at table,
the Protector had a bottle of wine brought him, of a kind which he
valued so highly that he must needs open the bottle himself; but, in
attempting it, the corkscrew dropt from his hand. Immediately his
courtiers and generals flung themselves on the floor to recover it.
Cromwell burst out laughing. ‘Should any fool,’ said he, ‘put in his
head at the door, he would fancy, from your posture, that you were
seeking the Lord, and you are only seeking a corkscrew.’ One sees here
that Cromwell is addressing his ‘men of religion.’ There was much of it
real or unreal; and a curious monument of the fashion then prevalent
of giving sacred names to everything and everybody is furnished by the
tavern sign of the ‘Goat and Compasses,’ which reveals the naked truth
that ‘Praise God Barebones’ preferred drinking his tankard of ale at
the tavern whose sign was ‘God encompasseth us’ to any other ale-house.
On the other hand it should be noted that, according to the late Thomas
Carlyle’s _Letters and Speeches of Cromwell_, ‘the stories of his wild
living while in town ... rest exclusively on Carrion Heath.... Of
evidence that he ever lived a wild life about town, or elsewhere, there
exists no particle.’
The funeral of the Protector is thus described by Evelyn:--
It was the joyfullest funerall I ever saw, for there were none that
cried but dogs, while the soldiers hooted away with a barbarous
noise, drinking and taking tobacco in the streetes as they went.
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