Nineteen hundred? A forecast and a storyFarningham, Marianne
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Nineteen hundred? A forecast and a story
Farningham, Marianne
Christian life -- Fiction; England -- Social conditions -- Fiction; Reformers -- Fiction
“Yes; but my sisters are clever in the matter of eating and drinking.
They have coached me up in a few facts, the most important of which is
that the way to a man’s soul, as well as his heart, lies through his
stomach. We have acted accordingly, and I really think that our viands
are appetising enough to insure any man’s reform.”
“And the men like to be amused, you know; they cannot get on without
that.”
“Well, Margaret, you must sing your sweetest, and I will talk to them.
They liked to be talked to, don’t they? especially about politics.”
“Most of all, I think a man likes to spend his evenings in an armchair
in a warm, well-lighted room, with a pipe in his mouth, something to
drink at his elbow, and a newspaper in his hand.”
“If they could but do without the pipe! But I suppose that would be too
great a sacrifice. And it is no use to try to ‘wind them up too high for
mortal man beneath the sky’; we must take them as they are. Old Benham
once said to me, ‘I ham as I ham, and I can’t be no hammer!’ There is a
profound truth in that remark, don’t you think so, Margaret? But I am
glad we have made up our minds to do something for our brothers and
sisters. The inequalities of life have often made me bitter.”
“And how must poor women have felt who have struggled to bring up
respectably a family of children on the money that it has cost us for
dress!”
The “At Home” was a great success. Two better persons to manage it could
not have been found than Margaret and Tom. They had the rare gift of
always being natural. Many a philanthropic endeavour fails because the
ladies and gentlemen, though striving to do their best, and longing to
be useful, cannot feel perfectly at home among the poor, and make them
feel the same. The latter often mistake the stiffness, which is more the
result of nervousness than anything else, for patronage and
condescension, and they are very quick to resent anything of that kind.
It was greatly because Margaret and Tom were already respected and
beloved that their invitation was so almost universally accepted. They
had some fun, both with the men and the women.
“Christmas comes early this year, Miss Tom, don’t it?” one asked, with a
wink at the men who sat opposite to him.
“Does it, Nelson? I think it is about the same time as usual. My
almanack declares it to be on the 25th of December, as it was last year,
if you remember rightly.”
“Oh! I thought tea-fights and such things only comed at Christmas.
What’s all this mean, miss? Are religious people more religious than
usual, or what?”
“It only means that they are more friendly than usual.”
“They want to get us, don’t they?” The man’s eyes were twinkling; but
Tom answered quite seriously, “Yes, Nelson, they want very much indeed
to get you.”
“And they are willing to bid for us in tea-fights, and coffee, and even
fires and newspapers?”
“Yes; and anything else that they can think of.”
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