They reached the bay of the trench next to Bendigo, just as a further
great utterance was starting on its way. In the excitement of the
moment, caused by the General's sudden appearance, much of this gem was
lost.
What was heard, however, did not diminish the Doctor's alarm.
"Howls in the leafy verdure," he remarked anxiously. "Good Heavens,
General, he must be up the tree stump!"
"That's all right, sir!" remarked a sergeant reassuringly. "'E's quite
'armless. It's his spirit mind, 'e says. He thinks the tree is full
of leaves."
"Yes--but who is howling in it," asked the General irritably. "I don't
hear a sound."
"It's his spirit mind again, sir," answered the sergeant respectfully.
"There ain't no one 'owling really; 'e means howls wot 'oot."
The procession paused awhile to digest this momentous fact, and the
Staff officer seized the opportunity to again comfort the Doctor.
"Get him at once, old sport, before he becomes homicidal. You never
know when the phase will change. He may fish in his tin hat with a
bent pin first or he may shoot you on sight, but I'd go at once if I
were you. You stand more chance."
Undoubtedly the sight which confronted them on rounding the traverse
justified their worst fears. The Doctor recoiled with a choking noise
and endeavoured to wave the Staff officer forward.
"Not on your life, Doc.," remarked that worthy grimly--"not on your
life. Go right in; and with your bulk you oughtn't to feel it much,
wherever he kicks you."
Personally, I maintain the whole thing was rather hard on Bendigo.
Before sending him up the line he should have been labelled; some
warning as to his habits should have been noised abroad by the town
crier. Then the unfortunate episode with the General would never have
occurred. He would have made allowances, and withdrawn early for light
refreshment.
But when a man whose face is of the type peculiar--the sort that you
give the baby to play with--practises the habits of fourteen years
unsuccessful dyspeptic futurism in a support line trench on a hot day,
the result is likely to be full of incident. True--the wretched
Bendigo knew no better; but no more did the General. And life is made
of these trifling misunderstandings. . . .
The entranced spectators stiffened to attention as the procession of
great ones--partially hidden behind the Doctor--advanced with due
military precautions. Even the phlegmatic and weary Sapper who was
assisting the genius, with base utilitarian details, such as the size
of the trap door at the back of the proposed model, showed signs of
animation. Not so Bendigo. With an expression on his face suggestive
of great internal pain, he remained seated on the fire-step muttering
softly to himself and clasping to his bosom a large lump of what
appeared to be mud.
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