Shorty Bill was a bit of a character. Poacher and trapper, with an eye
like a lynx and a fore-arm like a bullock's leg, he was undoubtedly a
tough proposition. What should have made him take a liking to Reginald
is one of those things which passes understanding, for two more totally
dissimilar characters can hardly be imagined. Our friend--at the time
of the shooting of Black Fritz--was essentially of that type of
town-bred youth who sneers at authority behind its back and cringes to
its face. Such a description may sound worse than the type deserves;
for all that, it is a true one of the street-bred crowd--they've been
reared on the doctrine. Shorty was exactly the reverse. Shorty, on
one occasion, having blocked six miles of traffic with a fractious
mule, and being confronted suddenly by an infuriated Staff officer who
howled at him, smiled genially and electrified the onlookers by
remarking pleasantly, "Dry up, little man; this is _my_ show." That
was Shorty in front of authority. Behind its back--well, his methods
may not have commended themselves to purists in etiquette, but I have
known officers sigh with relief when they have found out unofficially
that Shorty had taken some little job or other into his own personal
care. There are many little matters--which need not be gone into, and
which are bound to crop up when a thousand men are trying to live as a
happy family--where the unofficial ministrations of our Shorty
Bills--and they are a glorious if somewhat unholy company--are worth
the regimental sergeant-major, the officers, and all the N.C.O.'s put
together. But--I digress; sufficient has been said to show that the
two characters were hardly what one would have expected to form an
alliance.
The gentle art of sniping in the battalion when Bill joined with a
draft had been woefully neglected. In fact, it was practically
non-existent. It is not necessary to give any account of how Bill got
the ear of his platoon commander, how he interested him in the
possibilities of sniping in trench warfare, or any other kind of
warfare for that matter, and how ultimately his platoon officer became
mad keen, and with the consent of his C.O. was made Battalion sniping
officer. Though interesting possibly to students of the gun and other
subjects intimately connected with sniping, I have not the time to
describe the growth of the battalion scouts from a name only to the
period when they became a holy terror to the Hun. I am chiefly
concerned with the development of our frock-coated friend into a night
prowler in holes full of death and corruption, and one or two sage
aphorisms from the lips of Shorty Bill which helped that development.
They were nothing new or original, those remarks of his teacher, and
yet they brought home to him for the first time in his life the
enormous gulf which separated him from the men who live with nature.
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