"No--that won't do," Toby interrupted him. "I don't mean that sort of
ginger. How many men of this battalion feel instinctively, and know as
a positive fact, that--man for man--they are better than the Huns?
That's the point, and training behind won't help that; at least, it
won't start it. Once give it to them as a foundation, and the training
will gain five hundred per cent. in its value."
"True, O king, but how?"
"They must fight the Germans, and find out for themselves. We've got
some new drafts, Sarah--quite a number of new drafts who not only have
never fought the Hun, but who have never even seen him. Their horizon
is bounded by a dirty sandbag and a smell; and I maintain that their
value as fighting troops is not one quarter what it might be."
He carefully lit his pipe while the rest of the mess watched him
curiously--wondering what was in his mind.
"Listen to me, you fellows." Toby leant forward in his chair and
emphasised his remarks with his ancient and powerful briar. "Every one
in this room is--for want of a better word--blooded. We have all,
thank Heavens! had the unforgettable pleasure of killing Huns at close
quarters, with our own hands. Now that broadens one's horizon at once.
We are not bounded by sandbags and stinks; when we are in the trenches,
we know--our imagination tells us--that over the way are men whom we
can visualise: living, actual beings whose ideal and object in life is
to kill us. Not so, I regret to say, with a new draft: how can you
expect it? To them the Hun is a strange something living in a trench,
whom they never see, and whom they don't particularly want to. One
might almost say that 'live and let live' is bound to be the way they
look at life at present. Until the terrier sees the rat he has no wish
to kill it; and until he has killed it he has no idea what a delightful
occupation it is. Same with the men; and we've got to alter it."
"Bravely spoken, sir, as the poets would say," remarked the Honourable
James. "The only point is how to do it."
"Easy as falling off a log. One night we will pay the Huns a visit and
kill 'em. Cheery amusement, charming hobby. The terriers will get
bitten on the nose, and as soon as that happens they'll see red. Then
they'll start to kill; and once they've done that there will be no
holding them. Their tails will be stickin' up above their heads."
"It was done a few weeks ago up the line, wasn't it?" The
second-in-command thoughtfully replenished his glass.
"I believe it was--but what matter? The Stick'ems don't require any
damned pilot for their fences." The C.O. brought a fist like a leg of
mutton down on the table. "Before the division leaves the line, we are
going to visit the Hun; we are going to kill the Hun; we are going to
capture the swab, to wound him, to out him; and when we've done it and
got him as wild as a civet cat in the nesting season, we'll laugh at
him by platoons."
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