Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
"Now, what the deuce will Christopher find to say to her? He'll find
something because he could talk the hind legs off anything. But what the
deuce will it be? . . ."
It almost broke Sylvia's heart to see how exactly Christopher did the
right thing. He walked up that path to the sun and made in front of the
duchess a little awkward nick with his head and shoulders that was
rather more like a curtsy than a bow. It appeared that he knew the
duchess quite well . . . as he knew everybody in the world quite well.
He smiled at her and then became just suitably grave. Then he began to
speak an admirable, very old-fashioned French with an atrocious English
accent Sylvia had no idea that he knew a word of the language--that she
herself knew very well indeed. She said to herself that upon her word it
was like hearing Chateaubriand talk--if Chateaubriand had been brought
up in an English hunting country. . . . Of course Christopher _would_
cultivate an English accent: to show that he was an English county
gentleman. And he would speak correctly--to show that an English Tory
can do anything in the world if he wants to. . . .
The British faces in the room looked blank: the French faces turned
electrically upon him. Sylvia said:
"Who would have thought . . .?" The duchess jumped to her feet and took
Christopher's arm. She sailed with him imperiously past the general and
past Sylvia. She was saying that was just what she would have
expected of a _milor Anglais_ . . . _Avec un spleen tel que vous
l'avez_!
Christopher, in short, had told the duchess that as his family owned
almost the largest stretch of hot-house coal-burning land in England and
her family the largest stretch of hothouses in the sister-country of
France, what could they do better than make an alliance? He would
instruct his brother's manager to see that the duchess was supplied for
the duration of hostilities and as long after as she pleased with all
the coal needed for her glass at the pit-head prices of the
Middlesbrough-Cleveland district as the prices were on the 3rd of
August, nineteen fourteen. . . . He repeated: "The pit-head price . . .
_livrable au prix de l'houille-maigre dans l'enceinte des puits de ma
campagne_." . . . Much to the satisfaction of the duchess, who knew all
about prices.
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