Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
In his hut, which was dim and profusely decorated with the doctor's
ideals of female beauty in every known form of pictorial reproduction,
so that it might have been lined with peach-blossom, Tietjens had the
greatest difficulty in getting into his belt. He had at first forgotten
to remove his hat, then he put his head through the wrong opening; his
fingers on the buckles operated like sausages. He inspected himself in
the doctor's cracked shaving-glass: he was exceptionally well shaved.
He had shaved that morning at six-thirty: five minutes after the draft
had got off. Naturally, the lorries had been an hour late. It was
providential that he had shaved with extra care. An insolently calm man
was looking at him, the face divided in two by the crack in the glass: a
naturally white-complexioned double-half of a face: a patch of high
colour on each cheekbone; the pepper-and-salt hair ruffled, the white
streaks extremely silver. He had gone very silver lately. But he swore
he did not look worn. Not careworn. McKechnie said from behind his back:
"By Jove, what's this all about. The general's been strafing me to hell
for not having my table tidy!"
Tietjens, still looking in the glass, said:
"You should keep your table tidy. It's the only strafe the battalion's
had."
The general, then, must have been in the orderly room of which he had
put McKechnie in charge. McKechnie went on, breathlessly:
"They say you knocked the general. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"Don't you know enough to discount what they say in this town?" He said
to himself: "That was all right!" He had spoken with a cool edge on a
contemptuous voice.
He said to the sergeant-cook who was panting--another heavy,
grey-moustached, very senior N.C.O.:
"The general's going round the cook-houses. . . . You be damn certain
there's no dirty cook's clothing in the lockers!" He was fairly sure
that otherwise his cook-houses would be all right. He had gone round
them himself the morning of the day before yesterday. Or was it
yesterday? . . .
It was the day after he had been up all night because the draft had been
countermanded. . . . It didn't matter. He said:
"I wouldn't serve out white clothing to the cooks. . . . I bet you've
got some hidden away, though it's against orders."
The sergeant looked away into the distance, smiled all-knowingly over
his walrus moustache.
"The general likes to see 'em in white," he said, "and he won't know the
white clothing has been countermanded."
Tietjens said:
"The snag is that the beastly cooks always will tuck some piece of
beastly dirty clothing away in a locker rather than take the trouble to
take it round to their quarters when they've changed."
Levin said with great distinctness:
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