Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
"He still sends money to his sister."
The general said:
". . . He went absent over her when he was colour-sergeant and was
reduced to the ranks. . . . Twenty years ago that must be! . . . Yes,
I'll see your dinners!"
In the cook-house, brilliantly accompanied by Colonel Levin, the
cook-house spotless with limed walls and mirrors that were the tops of
camp-cookers, the general, Tietjens at his side, walked between
goggle-eyed men in white who stood to attention holding ladles. Their
eyes bulged, but the corners of their lips curved because they liked the
general and his beautifully unconcerned companions. The cook-house was
like a cathedral's nave, aisles being divided off by the pipes of
stoves. The floor was of coke-brise shining under french polish and
turpentine.
The building paused, as when a godhead descends. In breathless focusing
of eyes the godhead, frail and shining, walked with short steps up to a
high-priest who had a walrus moustache and, with seven medals on his
Sunday tunic, gazed away into eternity. The general tapped the
sergeant's Good Conduct ribbon with the heel of his crop. All stretched
ears heard him say:
"How's your sister, Case? . . ."
Gazing away, the sergeant said:
"I'm thinking of making her Mrs. Case . . ."
Slightly leaving him, in the direction of high, varnished, pitch-pine
panels, the general said:
"I'll recommend you for a Quartermaster's commission any day you
wish. . . . Do you remember Sir Garnet inspecting field kitchens at
Quetta?"
All the white tubular beings with global eyes resembled the pierrots of
a child's Christmas nightmare. The general said: "Stand at ease, men. . . .
Stand easy!" They moved as white objects move in a childish dream.
It was all childish. Their eyes rolled.
Sergeant Case gazed away into infinite distance.
"My sister would not like it, sir," he said. "I'm better off as a
first-class warrant officer!"
With his light step the shining general went swiftly to the varnished
panels in the eastern aisle of the cathedral. The white figure beside
them became instantly tubular, motionless and global-eyed. On the panels
were painted: TEA! SUGAR! SALT! CURRY PDR! FLOUR! PEPPER!
The general tapped with the heel of his crop on the locker-panel
labelled PEPPER: the top, right-hand locker-panel. He said to the
tubular, global-eyed white figure beside it: "Open that, will you, my
man? . . ."
To Tietjens this was like the sudden bursting out of the regimental
quick-step, as after a funeral with military honours the band and drums
march away, back to barracks.
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