Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
"Damn it! The men ought not to be kept standing in the cold like
that. . . ." Fury filled him beneath despair. His eyes filled with tears.
"God," he said to himself, "the fellow Levin presumes to interfere in my
private affairs. . . . Damn it," he said again, "it's like doing a
little impertinence in a world that's foundering. . . ."
The world was foundering.
"I'd go out," he said, "but I don't want to have to put that filthy
little Pitkins under arrest. He only drinks because he's shellshocked.
He's not man enough else, the unclean little Noncomformist. . . ."
McKechnie said:
"Hold on! . . . I'm a Presbyterian myself. . . ."
Tietjens answered:
"You would be! . . ." He said: "I beg your pardon. . . . There will be
no more parades. . . . The British Army is dishonoured for ever. . . ."
McKechnie said:
"That's all right, old bean. . . ."
Tietjens exclaimed with sudden violence:
"What the hell are you doing in the officers' lines? . . . Don't you
know it's a court-martial offence?"
He was confronted with the broad, mealy face of his regimental
quartermaster-sergeant, the sort of fellow who wore an officer's cap
against the regulations, with a Tommie's silver-plated badge. A man
determined to get Sergeant-Major Cowley's job. The man had come in
unheard under the roll of voices outside. He said:
"Excuse me, sir, I took the liberty of knocking. . . . The
sergeant-major is in an epileptic fit. . . . I wanted your directions
before putting the draft into the tents with the other men. . . ."
Having said that tentatively he hazarded cautiously: "The sergeant-major
throws these fits, sir, if he is suddenly woke up. . . . And
Second-Lieutenant Pitkins woke him very suddenly. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"So you took on you the job of a beastly informer against both of
them. . . . I shan't forget it." He said to himself:
"I'll get this fellow one day . . ." and he seemed to hear with pleasure
the clicking and tearing of the scissors as, inside three parts of a
hollow square, they cut off his stripes and badges.
McKechnie exclaimed:
"Good God, man, you aren't going out in nothing but your pyjamas. Put
your slacks on under your British warm. . . ."
Tietjens said:
"Send the Canadian sergeant-major to me at the double. . . ." to the
quarter. "My slacks are at the tailor's, being pressed." His slacks were
being pressed for the ceremony of the signing of the marriage contract
of Levin, the fellow who had interfered in his private affairs. He
continued into the mealy broad face and vague eyes of the
quartermaster: "You know as well as I do that it was the Canadian
sergeant-major's job to report to me. . . . I'll let you off this time,
but, by God, if I catch you spying round the officers' lines again you
are for a D.C.M. . . ."
He wrapped a coarse, Red Cross, grey-wool muffler under the turned-up
collar of his British warm.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account