Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
Tietjens had walked in the sunlight down the lines, past the hut with
the evergreen climbing rose, in the sunlight, thinking in an interval,
good-humouredly about his official religion: about the Almighty as, on a
colossal scale, a great English Landowner, benevolently awful, a
colossal duke who never left his study and was thus invisible, but
knowing all about the estate down to the last hind at the home farm and
the last oak: Christ, an almost too benevolent Land-Steward, son of the
Owner, knowing all about the estate down to the last child at the
porter's lodge, apt to be got round by the more detrimental tenants: the
Third Person of the Trinity, the spirit of the estate, the Game as it
were, as distinct from the players of the game: the atmosphere of the
estate, that of the interior of Winchester Cathedral just after a Handel
anthem has been finished, a perpetual Sunday, with, probably, a little
cricket for the young men. Like Yorkshire of a Saturday afternoon; if
you looked down on the whole broad county you would not see a single
village green without its white flannels. That was why Yorkshire always
leads the averages. . . . Probably by the time you got to heaven you
would be so worn out by work on this planet that you would accept the
English Sunday, for ever, with extreme relief!
With his belief that all that was good in English literature ended with
the seventeenth century, his imaginations of heaven must be
materialist--like Bunyan's. He laughed good-humouredly at his projection
of a hereafter. It was probably done with. Along with cricket. There
would be no more parades of that sort. Probably they would play some
beastly yelping game. . . . Like baseball or Association football. . . .
And heaven? . . . Oh, it would be a revival meeting on a Welsh hillside.
Or Chatauqua, wherever that was. . . . And God? A Real Estate Agent,
with Marxist views. . . . He hoped to be out of it before the cessation
of hostilities, in which case he might be just in time for the last
train to the old heaven. . . .
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