Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
"No, sir." The 'oss 'ad been put in the 'oss-standings of G depot. By
the orders of Lieutenant 'Itchcock. 'Osses, Lieutenant 'Itchcock said,
'ad to be 'ardened.
Tietjens said:
"Did you tell him that it was my orders that Schomburg was to be kept
warm? In the stables of the farm behind No. XVI I.B.D."
"The lieutenant," the orderly explained woodenly, "said as 'ow henny
departure f'm 'is orders would be visited by the extreme displeasure of
Lord Breech'em, K.C.V.O., K.C.B., etcetera." The orderly was quivering
with rage.
"You will," Tietjens said very carefully, "when you fall out with the
horses at the Hôtel de la Poste, take Schomburg and the roan to the
stables of La Volonté Farm, behind No. XVI I.B.D." The orderly was to
close all the windows of the stable, stopping up any chinks with
wadding. He would procure, if possible, a sawdust stove, new pattern,
from Colonel Gillum's store and light it in the stables. He was also to
give Schomburg and the roan oatmeal and water warmed as hot as the
horses would take it. . . . And Tietjens finished sharply, "If
Lieutenant Hotchkiss makes any comments, you will refer him to me. As
his C.O."
The orderly seeking information as to horse-ailments, Tietjens said:
"The school of horse-copers, to which Lord Beichan belongs, believes in
the hardening of all horse-flesh other than racing cattle." They bred
racing-cattle; Under six blankets apiece! Personally Tietjens did not
believe in the hardening process and would not permit any animal over
which he had control to be submitted to it. . . . It had been observed
that if any animal was kept at a lower temperature than that of its
normal climatic condition it would contract diseases to which ordinarily
it was not susceptible. . . . If you keep a chicken for two days in a
pail of water it will contract human scarlet-fever or mumps if injected
with either bacillus. If you remove the chicken from the water, dry it,
and restore it to its normal conditions, the scarlet-fever or the mumps
will die out of the animal. . . . He said to the orderly: "You are an
intelligent man. What deduction do you draw?"
The orderly looked away over the valley of the Seine.
"I suppose, sir," he said, "that our 'osses, being kept alwise cold in
their standings, 'as hillnesses they wouldn't otherwise 'ave."
"Well then," Tietjens said, "keep the poor animals warm."
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