Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
Major Wilfrid Fosbrooke Eddicker Perowne of Perowne, the son of his
mother, was one of those individuals who have no history, no strong
proclivities, nothing, his knowledge seemed to be bounded by the
contents of his newspaper for the immediate day; at any rate, his
conversation never went any farther. He was not bold, he was not shy: he
was neither markedly courageous nor markedly cowardly. His mother was
immoderately wealthy, owned an immense castle that hung over crags,
above a western sea, much as a birdcage hangs from a window of a high
tenement building, but she received few or no visitors, her cuisine
being indifferent and her wine atrocious. She had strong temperance
opinions and, immediately after the death of her husband, she had
emptied the contents of his cellar, which were almost as historic as his
castle, into the sea, a shudder going through county-family and no, or
almost no, characteristics. He had done England. But even this was not
enough to make Perowne himself notorious.
His mother allowed him--after an eyeopener in early youth--the income of
a junior royalty, but he did nothing with it. He lived in a great house
in Palace Gardens, Kensington, and he lived all alone with rather a
large staff of servants who had been selected by his mother, but they
did nothing at all, for he ate all his meals, and even took his bath and
dressed for dinner at the Bath Club. He was otherwise parsimonious.
He had, after the fashion of his day, passed a year or two in the army
when young. He had been first gazetted to His Majesty's Forty-second
Regiment, but on the Black Watch proceeding to India he had exchanged
into the Glamorganshires, at that time commanded by General Campion and
recruiting in and around Lincolnshire. The general had been an old
friend of Perowne's mother, and, on being promoted to brigadier, had
taken Perowne on to his staff as his galloper, for, although Perowne
rode rather indifferently, he had a certain social knowledge and could
be counted on to know how correctly to address a regimental invitation
to a dowager countess who had married a viscount's third son. . . . As a
military figure otherwise he had a very indifferent word of command, a
very poor drill and next to no control of his men, but he was popular
with his batmen, and in a rather stiff way was presentable in the old
scarlet uniform or the blue mess jacket. He was exactly six foot, to a
hairbreadth, in his stockings, had very dark eyes, and a rather grating
voice; the fact that his limbs were a shade too bulky for his trunk,
which was not at all corpulent, made him appear a little clumsy. If in a
club you asked what sort of a fellow he was your interlocutor would tell
you, most probably, that he had or was supposed to have warts on his
head, this to account for his hair which all his life he had combed
back, unparted from his forehead. But as a matter of fact he had no
warts on his head.
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