Cattle drives -- Fiction; Texas -- Fiction; Western stories
“Oh, yes, they kin,” rejoined this artless child of the range. “My pap
used to drive down to Rockport, on the coast—I’ve helped drive south,
to ship cows on the Plant steamers. I reckon they was going to Cuby. We
had to rope every steer and throw him down and take a ax and chop off
his horns, they was so wide. That was to give more room on the boats.
Some steers didn’t like to have their horns chopped off thataway. Well,
here we got plenty of room for horns anyhow.” He swept an arm over the
field of waving grass reaching on to the blue horizon. “Give me three
years more on this dogy and I promise you he’ll have horns.
“Speaking of horns, Jim,” he resumed; “oncet when we were driving in a
coast drive we turned in a lot of dogies, of course claimin’ a cow was a
cow, an’ nache’l, four years old even if it was only a yearling. Well,
the damn Yankee who was buying our cows he kicked on so many dogies. Of
course, none of us fellers’d ever heard of a thing like that; a buyer
allus taken the run o’ the delivery, head for head. Says he, ‘I ain’t
buyin’ yearlin’s, I’m buyin’ fours.’
“Well, we driv in another dogy right then, one of them Lagunies, an’ he
had horns big as this one here. The damn little fool he put on more airs
than any Uvalde mossy horn about his headworks. It was just like he
said, ‘Look at me! I done riz these here horns in one year, where it
taken you maybe a hunderd.’ Cows was their pride, mister, same as us.
Uh-huh.
“But do you believe me? That damn Yankee wouldn’t take my word that the
horns of them Lagunies gets their growth early sometimes. I says,
‘Mister, I’ll bet you a hunderd dollars that’s a four.’ ‘Well, maybe it
is,’ says he. He scratch his haid. But he couldn’t git over it. When we
come to load in at the boat he says, ‘Well I be damned ef that ain’t the
littlest cow I ever seen fer a four.’ I was sort o’ hot by then, and I
says, ‘Boss, you’re right—that ain’t a four, it’s a yearlin’.’
“Well, then he swung around the other way. Says he, ‘It kain’t noways be
a yearlin’, not with them horns. I bought too many cows not to know that
much. It don’t stand to reason that no yearlin’ can raise no horns
more’n five foot acrost.’ You see, mister, that yearlin’ was carryin’
horns about like this one—one of our Lagunies. O’ course, I don’t say
that all Texas cows has horns like that as yearlin’s; you can see that
fer yore own self right here. Only way we could convince that gentleman
was to show him.”
“Well, that may all be,” said Pattison, nettled. “Anyhow, I always take
my own judgment in cattle, ages and all. I’ve known buyers who couldn’t
tell long twos from threes. I’ve studied cattle.”
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