Not George Washington — an Autobiographical NovelWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Not George Washington — an Autobiographical Novel
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
“What rot!” he said, as he turned the last page.
“Isn’t it!” I exclaimed enthusiastically. “But won’t it go?”
“Go?” he shouted, with such energy that several lunchers spun round in
their chairs, and a Rand magnate, who was eating peas at the next
table, started and cut his mouth. “Go? It’s the limit! This is just the
sort of thing to get right at them. It’ll hit them where they live.
What made you think of that drivel at the end of Act Two?”
“Genius, I suppose. What do you think of James as a part for you?”
“Top hole. Good Lord, I haven’t congratulated you! Consider it done.”
“Thanks.”
We drained our liqueur glasses to _The Girl who Waited_ and to
ourselves.
Briggs, after a lifetime spent in doing three things at once, is not a
man who lets a great deal of grass grow under his feet. Before I left
him that night the “ideal cast” of the play had been jotted down, and
much of the actual cast settled. Rehearsals were in full swing within a
week, and the play was produced within ten days of the demise of its
predecessor.
Meanwhile, the satisfactory sum which I received in advance of
royalties was sufficient to remove any regrets as to the loss of the
_Orb_ holiday work. With _The Girl who Waited_ in active rehearsal, “On
Your Way” lost in importance.
CHAPTER 26
MY TRIUMPH
_(James Orlebar Cloyster’s narrative continued)_
On the morning of the day for which the production had been fixed, it
dawned upon me that I had to meet Mrs. Goodwin and Margaret at
Waterloo. All through the busy days of rehearsal, even on those awful
days when everything went wrong and actresses, breaking down, sobbed in
the wings and refused to be comforted, I had dimly recognised the fact
that when I met Margaret I should have to be honest with her. Plans for
evasion had been half-matured by my inventive faculties, only to be
discarded, unpolished, on account of the insistent claims of the
endless rehearsals. To have concocted a story with which to persuade
Margaret that I stood to lose money if the play succeeded would have
been a clear day’s work. And I had no clear days.
But this was not all. There was another reason. Somehow my sentiments
with regard to her were changing again. It was as if I were awaking
from some dream. I felt as if my eyes had been blindfolded to prevent
me seeing Margaret as she really was, and that now the bandage had been
removed. As the day of production drew nearer, and the play began to
take shape, I caught myself sincerely admiring the girl who could hit
off, first shot, the exact shade of drivel which the London stage
required. What culture, what excessive brain-power she must have. How
absurdly _naïve_, how impossibly melodramatic, how maudlinly
sentimental, how improbable—in fact, how altogether womanly she must
have grown.
Womanly! That did it. I felt that she was womanly. And it came about
that it was my Margaret of the Cobo shrimping journeys that I was
prepared to welcome as I drove that morning to Waterloo Station.
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